THE "SPORTS HERNIA" CONSPIRACY

[ivancheck]

          Hello, I've brought this subject up time and time again, on other websites, and I thought that it would be the perfect time to bring it up here.   My question to you eagle fans is this, Do you really believe that donna van mcnabb was hurt, during that 1st game of the season, last year with the Atlanta Falcons, or do you think that he was faking an injury.   I'm not going to hide how I feel, I believe that donna van FAKED IT, I believe that he FAKED IT, to excuse his failure against the Atlanta Falcons.   I know, I know, as an eagle fan you don't believe me, but that's ok, because I'm going to PROVE IT.   I want to show you some stats, that quite frankly should PISS EVERY eagle fan OFF; then you'll know that this guy(mcnabb) is a BIG FAT LIAR.

         Ok, those stats I was talking about, and by the way you can check this out on the ESPN. website.   Ok, those stats, here they are:

              1st game:   Atlanta                   24/45 for  257 yards   1 td.         loss
              2nd game:  San Fran                23/29 for  342 yards    5 td.        Win
              3rd game:   Oakland                 30/52 for  365 yards    2 td.        Win
              4th game:   Kansas City            33/48 for  369 yards   3 td.        Win   
         5th game:   DALLAS                  13/26  for  131 yards  ZERO        loss


          How do you like those stats, and the best thing about them, is THEY ARE REAL, like I said before, all you'll have to do to verify them is to go to ESPN's website.    I know, right about now you are asking yourselves, "What is this guy doing?"  "Why did he have to bring up those stats?"    Or, you may be saying to yourselves, man, if mcnabb was REALLY hurt after that ATLANTA GAME, how did his STATS GO HIGHER AND HIGHER EVERY SINGLE GAME?   Every single game till they played THE DALLAS COWBOYS.   Yes, I am a Cowboy fan, and I thought it was my civic duty to  show you these STATS so that you wouldn't be DUPED, into think that it was a SPORTS HERNIA that held him back in that DALLAS game, that was a BUNCH OF DOG CRAP!!   You'll also notice that it was the 2nd DALLAS GAME in which mcnabb chose to BRING UP THE SPORTS HERNIA, AGAIN, right after that INTERCEPTION/ TOUCHDOWN, he threw in the final minutes of that last DALLAS/philly game.   

             Guys, I know that it hurts, but I would rather you KNOW THE TRUTH than believe a lie....so there you have it.   Have a nice day, and I hope that we can become close friends throughout the season.
         

[mpmcgraw]

o dear god

kill yourself

or kill me, I dont really care at this point

[The BIGSTUD]

Paragraph indentations are for homos.

[Diomedes]

Oh, Mercy!

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Total.


Retard.

[Beermonkey]

Different topic, same type of crazed fargtard

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I like-a. do. the. cha-cha.

[Father Demon]

Remember when McNabb FAKED his broken ankle and threw for 4 touchdowns and 225 yards against Arizona.  BUT HE DIDN'T RUN FOR A SINGLE YARD!

He was obviously faking the injury, because it was UNHEARD of for McNabb to not run during a game.  WHY DIDN'T THEY ANNOUNCE HIS ANKLE WAS BROKEN UNTIL MONDAY???  Obviously, because they didn't know he wasn't going to run for a single yard till after the game was over.  Think about it, lemmings!

farging-Homo-Injury-Faker-Man.  Budweiser salutes you.

[Diomedes]

Ha!

[Don Ho]

Hey Ivan,

Remember when I bashed your farging skull in with a canoe paddle?   What, jerking off got to boring for you?  Dweeb.

[mussa]

guys really if you don't throw gas on the fire it will just go out by itself. don't waste it on this douche

[Magical_Retard]

this has opened my eyes. i see what he means and i agree. TO was right.

[Geowhizzer]

Mothers really shouldn't smoke crack while pregnant.

[Diomedes]

My mother should have. 

[General_Failure]

If we ever perfect the time machine, we'll be sure to send all your mothers some wire coat hangers when they find out the good news.