the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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BigEd76


Father Demon

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

the new version of itunes is pretty sweet. got some 3-D like jukebox view as an added option and now it finally will download album artwork for you, except you have to create a itunes store accoutn for this to work. naturally...
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Quote from: Father Demon on September 12, 2006, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 12, 2006, 05:58:15 PM
"Girls Gone Wild" producers must pay $2.1M because they didn't document the girls' ages

Does that mean that owners of GGW videos could be kiddie pr0n owners now? Wow -- that could get real messy for Sarge someone....

That explains why the last several installments I've my friend recieved in the mail have included such titles as "GGW: Ultimate Recess" and "GGW: Horny Home Ec Students".

BigEd76

Sarge, did you get the latest one, "GGW: Shaven Dance Recital"?

Sgt PSN

No, I have yet to recieve that particular video. 

Father Demon

It's almost as good as 'GGW: The Jon-Bonet Lost Episodes'
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

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MDS

Lohan flashed her snatch again, this time it's a real nice look. Over at wwtd.com if you want to see something that resembles an old catchers mitt.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MDS on September 13, 2006, 03:53:55 PM
Lohan flashed her snatch again, this time it's a real nice look. Over at wwtd.com if you want to see something that resembles an old catchers mitt.

That's horrendous.  She seriously needs to start wearing underwear.

It's so sad how far downhill she's gone since she turned legal.

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Quote from: FFatPatt on September 13, 2006, 03:59:34 PM
It's so sad how far downhill she's gone since she turned legal.

How many pieces of ass out there don't go downhill once they turn legal. 

PoopyfaceMcGee

The fall is inevitable, but it needn't be this far this fast.

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Quote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2006, 08:07:29 PM
He's gonna be looking for the guy that beat the shtein out of him with his old arm.

Just today we did a story about a "bionic" lady and this guy was at the press conference with her.  They gave each other a bionic high-five.  Pretty hilarious.
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