The Triumphant Return - Giants v Eagles HAIKUS

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 12, 2006, 02:27:55 PM

Shockey's hurry-up:
Catch ball, turn in, get one yard.
He has the herpes.

MDS · September 12, 2006, 04:00:11 PM

This idea was real dumb
Stupid like Manning's right thumb
I hope Shockey gets AIDS.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 12, 2006, 04:01:36 PM

Favre Favre Fahrv-ruh Favre
Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre
Farve Manning Bowl Favre

phattymatty · September 12, 2006, 04:46:07 PM

iggs home opener
gap toof sucks on runyans balls
eagles win by ten

MDS · September 12, 2006, 04:49:07 PM

Jeremy Shockey
Gay flag Homo Queer corksucker
And Michael Strahan

ice grillin you · September 12, 2006, 05:01:09 PM

shocker pink and stink
bend over and spell runyan
all up in ya hood

MDS · September 12, 2006, 05:02:41 PM

My name is igy
I'm from white suburbia
I'm a giant dork

ice grillin you · September 12, 2006, 05:06:52 PM

i dont know whats more ironic....the fact that your nerd factor breaks the meter...or that i live in the largest 'black suburbia' in the entire country

holla atcha boy

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 12, 2006, 05:21:29 PM

Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2006, 04:49:07 PM
Gay flag Homo Queer corksucker

8 syllables there
Your haikus suck very hard
Temple should get FAVRE

MDS · September 12, 2006, 06:58:37 PM

I wish I had an
Excuse for my lack of talent
Must be the Jew genes

rjs246 · September 12, 2006, 07:03:30 PM

Lavar Arrington
Refused to be angel-touched
Almost like him now

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 12, 2006, 07:09:00 PM

Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2006, 06:58:37 PM
Excuse for my lack of talent

That, obviously
Was on purpose and therefore
You are banned from life

rjs246 · September 12, 2006, 07:11:14 PM

Tiki Barber plus
Jeremy Shockey is bad
News for white LBs

mpmcgraw · September 12, 2006, 07:14:43 PM

mcnabb
defense
superbowl

MDS · September 12, 2006, 07:15:58 PM

vote
for
utley