2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[General_Failure]

At least I'm not an idiot like half the people complaining after one game. We played a good first game and looked a lot better than our pre season. We should of won but that is the way it oges sometimes. keep your head up and we will give Dallas a good game next week. It is only week one. There are three other teams in our conference 0-1. Quit being being idiots and be fans of the team you enjoy to watch.

What kind of "fan" would want to discuss any imagined weaknesses the team has?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Can you dress like a skank? You'd have a better shot of him impregnating you if you could.

Better.  I can dress like a 14-year-old Asian boy.  Holla.

[LBIggle]

The one penalty on Taylor was fairly bogus, but then he goes and makes the refs' jobs easy with a blatant 15-yarder.

He's a thug, and he'll never learn.

i agreed with it.

just in case they miss him actually doing something illegal later on.

[General_Failure]

Can you dress like a skank? You'd have a better shot of him impregnating you if you could.

Better.  I can dress like a 14-year-old Asian boy.  Holla.

You might already be pregnant!

[TexasEagle]

That was a sweet end to the weekend (don't care about the Sandy/Raider game). The Vikes, if they were better, would have dismantled the Skins. They were lucky to even be in the game as long as they were. If Williamson could catch better than 50% the game wouldn't have been close at all. How sweet it is...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Skins' big acquisitions this off-season:

Randle El - best of the bunch - looked good on PR's and on a couple of receptions... pretty much exactly what you'd expect to get from him.  No more, no less.

Lloyd - invisible

Archuleta - as advertisied, made a couple of plays around the line of scrimmage and got beat in the passing game

Andre Carter - didn't even end up playing most snaps and didn't do much of anything when he was in

Fauria - He had more receiving yards than Chris Cooley.  Then again, I had more receiving yards than Cooley.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

BTW, it would be absolutely impossible for Theismann to fellate Gibbs any more than he did.

The Tom Cruise insanity was a nice touch too.

[rjs246]

Seeing Tom Cruise in the owner's box was excellent. It was like a blackhole of stupid, rich and crazy. Logical behavior could not escape its surface.

[Beermonkey]

Looks like Bubba had some "funnies" all photoshopped out for this game.

How'd that work out for you, ya' fat, dirty-fingered, hippy, guitar-making,obsessive basement-dweller??

[QB Eagles]

Skins' big acquisitions this off-season:

Al Saunders was hyped as their biggest acquisition of all, and their offense sucked.

[Beermonkey]

BTW, it would be absolutely impossible for Theismann to fellate Gibbs any more than he did.

The Tom Cruise insanity was a nice touch too.

It was almost as embarassing as Stallone showing up for the opener against Tampa. It was a nice little extra humiliation.

[Beermonkey]

Before I head to bed tonight, I'm rubbing one out to this:

Art Mills:Cap Hell Rocks

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

No more blank, wondering stares, confused head scratching, frothing emotional outbursts, conspiracy theories or embarrassing, dismissive references to 2000. The Washington taterskins are the central theme of every NFL team message board out there. Here's a message to you all from all ExtremeSkins fans everywhere.

It's time to embrace the reality of it all. Simply, we're better than you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Collins didn't let that clipboard out of his sight.

[The BIGSTUD]

The main catalyst for that Chiefs offense was the offensive line, not Saunders. Saunders is still good, but was way overhyped.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Looks like Bubba had some "funnies" all photoshopped out for this game.

How'd that work out for you, ya' fat, dirty-fingered, hippy, guitar-making,obsessive basement-dweller??

DO you have access to his photobucket acct or something?