Eagles v. Jets "game" thread

[Diomedes]

BAM!

[Diomedes]

Who is Lee?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

And here I was thinking they might cut that McNabb fellow and go with Chang.

[General_Failure]

No, but they're certainly going with AJ to start the season.

[General_Failure]

Who is Lee?

Darrell Lee

[Diomedes]

Wow, this guy Ian Eagle is awful excited to calll a touchdown for the Jets.

[General_Failure]

Wynn just got knocked back by a QB. He should be ashamed of himself.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Andy is visualizing cutting guys right now.  I'm talking about ear to ear with a hunting knife.

[General_Failure]

Short gets dibs on the blood. He puts it in his cereal.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

And by *cereal*, you mean human remains or excrement.

[General_Failure]

Finger bones and entrails.

[Diomedes]

Perry goes STRAIGHT for the sideline.

[General_Failure]

Jenkins was very excited about that catch.

[Diomedes]

Might as well try to win the game.

[General_Failure]

GameCenter credited Stallworth with that catch.