Eagles v. Jets "game" thread

[Diomedes]

Reed and Moats to recieve the kick off.  Reed makes it to about the 26.  23 yard return.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Raining, windy and exactly 7 people in the stands.

LET's GO MOATS AND TAPEH!

[General_Failure]

3 and 5 yard runs from Moats so far.

[General_Failure]

Tapeh got a carry. I have a FB boner now.

[Diomedes]

Not only did he get the ball, he made a first down.  Garcia scrambles for the first down.  Nice.

[General_Failure]

Two first downs without a single pass.

[Beermonkey]

Spads says Reid is planning on running the ball. Woo.

I think he may be right this time.

[Diomedes]

Greg Buttle just said some stupid shtein like "Garcia has been much maligned in recent years, and here he is now in a good situation as a solid back up in Philadelphia.  He could have a job here for the next ten years."

Eagle said, "Well, he'd be 46."

[General_Failure]

Garcia has not completed a pass 5 minutes into the game. Cut him.

[Diomedes]

Avant was juuuust over thrown on that failed Garcia pass. 

[General_Failure]

Baskett would have caught it. And had sex with a cheerleader. He'd have to bring his own for this game, but still.

[Diomedes]

Jesus Christ.

[Diomedes]

Defense looks like shtein.

[Diomedes]

Well, the moment I say that, they actually get a stop.

[General_Failure]

It was nice to see all four linemen Mamula on the same play. That QB is going to have some serious windburn after this game.