Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets

[SunMo]

Hell gets really pissy if you keep them waiting for too long. When you get there, Hell's all standing there tapping their foot and popping gum, looking at the clock with that look. You know the look I'm talking about.

then Hell's mom comes to the door and says, "Do you know what time it is?  What kind of people say out all night without calling?"

[General_Failure]

Next thing you know, Hell's telling everyone that you wet the bed.

[General_Failure]

Please tell me this board has more class than to allow Lil' Miss Sun' Mo comments to remain posted......

[rjs246]

I heard that ttllabtoof rapes children AND kittens. I also heard that he's left handed. He's clearly evil and must die.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

ttllabtoof's mom's vagina smells worse than John Madden's taint.

And buddy, don't bother telling me if she's dead.  I don't care.

[General_Failure]

See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.

[rjs246]

Babies and kittens, dude.

[ttllabtoof]

I heard that ttllabtoof rapes children AND kittens. I also heard that he's left handed. He's clearly evil and must die.

Bad karma, to you too.  As I hope no one reading your post ever had to deal with one of their children being traumatized like that.  Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

[SunMo]

i heard he rapes babies with kittens as condoms.  just sick

[Cerevant]

You may be one of the dumbest posters I've come across, and that is saying ALOT. Don't you need to be studying for the G.E.D? Instead of wasting all of that time to try to be funny or clever and coming up dead empty.

So, let's summarize:

• You don't hate scalpers, you admittedly are one, yet you post trying to cost scalpers money.
• You say you aren't mad at the scalpers, you are mad at the owners.  Yet you post a thread that would have no effect on the owners.
• You think the pittance the owners might make on scalped tickets is a big deal, and ignore their real sources of income: TV money, merchandise, and suite licenses.
• You continue to post on a message board where it is clear that no one is interested in your message.
• You lack a basic understanding of supply and demand

..and I'm the idiot. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

Holy shtein!  Why the hell didn't any of you asses tell me this before?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!?!?

[ttllabtoof]

See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.

How about deleting those posts and handing out warning or suspensions.  These guys are digusting degnerate cowards.

[General_Failure]

Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

Holy shtein!  Why the hell didn't any of you asses tell me this before?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!??!?!?

It was in the agreement when you signed up.

[SunMo]

  Just because its a message board doesn't mean you can say socially irresponsible non-sense just becuase you are anonymous.

actually, it means just that

[General_Failure]

See, now you've all gone too far. I'm going to have to lock this if you can't control yourselves.

How about deleting those posts and handing out warning or suspensions.  These guys are digusting degnerate cowards.

You're not the boss of me.