2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

General_Failure · August 24, 2006, 01:21:42 AM

Well, you figure that he's no mere man, so he takes really big steps. Two Gibbs steps is at least 50 human steps.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 24, 2006, 01:23:04 AM

I stand corrected. I forgot to do the math to convert and wrongly assumed you meant 2 human steps.

General_Failure · August 24, 2006, 01:24:20 AM

It's a natural mistake.

PhillyPhreak54 · August 24, 2006, 01:26:51 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 24, 2006, 01:07:05 AM
Oh, my buddy's skins fan friend told him the following tidbit of info today:

"Your D might be able to stop Portis. They might be able to stop Duckett. But they can't stop them both!"

I guess Gibbs and Saunders have been working on a play where they each get a ball and run up the field.

Many of the ES'ers are suggesting that Genius Al fomulate a formation that includes Portis, Duckett and Betts lined up in the backfield. Then Portis and Betts will motion out to flanker positions and join the other WR in the formation leaving Duckett in the backfield.

According to them this will be unstoppable.

They also believe that the Eagles defense will not be able to handle those two and that chode Bubba says Bunkley is a bust and will never amount to anything because he was pushed around by BAL's 4th string OL (he was?).

Feva · August 24, 2006, 01:29:50 AM

If "pushed around" means muscling the center and guard into the QB's grill, then yeah... he was pushed around.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 24, 2006, 01:30:14 AM

Well, if anyone can identify a 1st round bust, it should be a skins fan.

How's that Jason Campbell coming along? Is he ahead or behind Todd Collins on the depth chart?

General_Failure · August 24, 2006, 01:30:41 AM

Quite literally carrying players into the QB. Yeah, he was really beaten up out there.

PhillyPhreak54 · August 24, 2006, 01:32:51 AM

But Bubba posted screen shots proving him point! Screen shots, man!!

Just like he did when his panties were in a bunch a few years ago when he said Dawk in NO WAY DID NOT intecerpt Patrick Ramsey!!

I'd like to read about him and Art along with a few others getting mauled by angry ninjas.

General_Failure · August 24, 2006, 01:33:54 AM

Is he posting screenshots with lines and circles drawn all over them yet? Those are the best.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 24, 2006, 01:34:34 AM

Ninjas don't get angry, silly. The ability to keep emotion in check is key to real ultimate power.

General_Failure · August 24, 2006, 01:35:28 AM

They get pretty upset if you kill their master.

PhillyPhreak54 · August 24, 2006, 01:35:37 AM

Yes. He posted a screen shot to try to prove he did not edit a post of his. He drew circles and arrows and everything else. When he was called a liar by an Eagles fan the Eagles fan was banned and the ES idiots told Bubba how bad he o\/\/n3D!! him.

General_Failure · August 24, 2006, 01:37:06 AM

Pointing. Laughing. I feel better now.

PoopyfaceMcGee · August 24, 2006, 01:38:01 AM

Who needs ninjas anyway when you have the DTC?

PhillyPhreak54 · August 24, 2006, 01:39:35 AM

Goddamn I want to punch The Mayor in the face.