Training Camp News Articles Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, July 22, 2006, 03:47:43 AM

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sallad selgae

"Official Sponsor of the first, fourth round draft pick"

BigEd76

Quote from: EagleFeva on August 21, 2006, 12:10:37 PMIt's like a "Highlights" magazine where you have to find all the things that are wrong.

ha

Goofus hits it hardcore without jimmy hats.
Gallant always remembers to wrap that ish.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: sallad selgae on August 22, 2006, 10:52:50 AM
I'd like to see 54 on Jeopardy.

It would be like the celebrity Jeopardy parodies on SNL, but worse.

RezRob

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 22, 2006, 11:18:56 AM

It would be like the celebrity Jeopardy parodies on SNL, but worse.
[Connery] Alex I'll take Anal-bum covers for $300 [Connery/]
Official GreenBay Correspondent...

BigEd76

"This type of cutting utensil is used to make intricate designs in fruit."

"uh....what is an axe?"

Rome

Quote from: BigEd76 on August 22, 2006, 11:39:31 AM
"This type of cutting utensil is used to make intricate designs in fruit."

"uh....what is an axe?"

^^^  :-D

PoopyfaceMcGee

QuoteHe is the current U.S. President.....his first name is Bill. His last name is Clinton. His name is Bill Clinton. Some one say "Who is Bill Clinton?" For the love of God, someone say Bill Clinton!

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

QuoteTrebek: You wrote down BUCK... and you wagered FUTTER. I don't get it...
Sean: Oh I think you do Trebek, I think you do indeed. BUCK FUTTER!!

BUCK HALTER!

Seabiscuit36

"I'll take SWORDS for a thousand Alex." 
"Mr. Connory, its S Words"
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

General_Failure

I take it training camp is over, then.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 22, 2006, 12:20:12 PM
"I'll take SWORDS for a thousand Alex."
"Mr. Connory, its S Words"


What about the Sabre? That starts with a bloody S.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: General_Failure on August 22, 2006, 12:21:10 PM
I take it training camp is over, then.

That it is, sir.  Buckhalter's going to have a career year, though.

Zanshin

Yep...he's going to blow out THREE knees this year.  All without being touched.  Dude's amazing.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Zanshin on August 22, 2006, 12:25:18 PM
Yep...he's going to blow out THREE knees this year.

Both of his, and Aaron Rowand's?