2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, February 02, 2006, 09:51:31 AM

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phattymatty

i was just informed by a co-worker that on the redkins lunch radio show right now, Jon Jansen is being interviewed primarily about how to wipe your ass with two broken thumbs

Sgt PSN

Quote from: phattymatty on August 03, 2006, 12:48:08 PM
i was just informed by a co-worker that on the redkins lunch radio show right now, Jon Jansen is being interviewed primarily about how to wipe your ass with two broken thumbs

That just goes to show how stupid taterskins fans really are.  I mean, who the hell would try to use 2 broken thumbs to wipe their ass? 

Rome

I call bullshtein.  Gibbs would simply lay his hands on Jansen's broken thumbs and heal them.

PoopyfaceMcGee

There is so much to laugh at right now.  I might just have to save all the laughter for when I have more time.

PhillyPhreak54

They have to tell them to not share ball holsters and razors? And make sure they use soap? :-D :-D

If it's the MRSA form of staph, thats some nasty ass shtein. Some of the inmates have that shtein. It eats holes in your skin. Yummy.

General_Failure

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This is all part of Gibbs' master plan. He wants his players to be so disgusting that even Ron Mexico wouldn't touch them. Can't be tackled, offenses afraid to get tackled by them. 19-0 season!

The man. The myth. The legend.

Beermonkey

Quote from: phattymatty on August 03, 2006, 12:48:08 PM
i was just informed by a co-worker that on the redkins lunch radio show right now, Jon Jansen is being interviewed primarily about how to wipe your ass with two broken thumbs

Some of the Skins fans are wondering why Jansen has noodle-arms & doesn't appear in shape. The most common answer? Jansen can't grip a a weight bar because of his thumbs.  :-D

MadMarchHare

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2006, 02:54:27 PM
They have to tell them to not share ball holsters and razors? And make sure they use soap? :-D :-D

If it's the MRSA form of staph, thats some nasty ass shtein. Some of the inmates have that shtein. It eats holes in your skin. Yummy.

Necrotizing fasciitis.  Google that, and you get.....


Anyone but Reid.

PhillyPhreak54


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PoopyfaceMcGee

That's worse than T.O.'s tights.  A lot worse.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

phattymatty


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on August 03, 2006, 05:01:58 PM
oh.  my.  god.

who is that, cooley?

If so, rjs is probably spanking it right now.

General_Failure

Alright, Gibbs is bringing back the 70s shorts.

The man. The myth. The legend.