2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[General_Failure]

A lot.

[ice grillin you]

can someone re post or email me the coaching angel gif

[PhillyGirl]

Been a while since I pointed and laughed.




Now I feel better. Thanks.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Lincoln Kennedy, the former Raiders Pro Bowl offensive tackle who is trying to make a comeback after having been out of the game for two years, will still have a visit with the Washington taterskins, according to Scout.com sources. The visit apparently still is on despite reports that he failed his physical in a visit to the Cowboys on Tuesday.


He weighed in at 390, his playing weight was 330.

[phattymatty]

The taterskins are giving each other skin infections.  What a bunch of gays.

The taterskins training camp has been infiltrated by a nasty staph infection, and the team trainers and doctors, trying to keep it in check, have requested the team make a few changes around the camp. Players will no longer be allowed to share "daily athletic equipment" (a.k.a. jock straps) or razors. They also now are specifically required to use soap when they shower. Which is totally a good idea.

Also, they now have a fancy whirlpool with "an ultraviolet light filtering system designed to kill germs." Yeah, see, we really would not like to see what's floating around in that thing either.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/02/AR2006080201938.html

[SD_Eagle5]

Not sharing jock straps and using soap when you shower is a good idea.

[reese125]

I know the jockstraps gets washed, but who the hell would share a razor anyway?

[phattymatty]

i'm gonna share a razor with a dude before i share a jock

[reese125]

you ever hear of hepatitis C? your not sharing the cup on the jock strap, just the strap which is washed

the razor is probably dipped in alcohol but still Id be worried

[rjs246]

I would share a razor with someone way way way before I'm rubbing my crotch in some other dude's taintjuice.

I don't know about you, but I'm not worried about the outside chance that my friends have hepatitis C. I am very worried about the very real chance that they have Herpes Symplex A. On their dongballs.

[Sgt PSN]

Using soap in the shower is totally going to be all the rave.  The taterskins are so progressive. 

[Rome]

Just when you think this thread couldn't get any worse...

[phattymatty]

Using soap in the shower is totally going to be all the rave.  The taterskins are so progressive. 

seriously.  i might even start using it at home.

[MURP]

The fact that they have to tell players to use soap in the shower and not to share jock straps.....

[General_Failure]

This must have been a Gibbs idea. No other coach could think up something like soap.