10 random questions

[Father Demon]

1.  mad dog 20/20, or boone's farm?
2.  will our friend yeti be filmed running nekid through the woods of vermont?
3.  does sassy have an impeccable sense of direction?
4.  will we, collectively as a board, be able to recruit a regular female poster (other than pg) and have her stay the entire football season?
5.  eagles vs. taterskins in the nfccg.  who's jersey does igy wear?
6.  how long will gf allow us to abuse his bandwidth without trying to extract money from us?
7.  dio vs. rjs in a steel cage match.  any contest?
8.  will mmh score us some non-cancer-killin pills?
9.  watch dawk eat to's heart, or watch trotter woodchop to's arm's off.  which gets more revenue in the ppv?
10. will rating lame jokes like a diving contest ever get old?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1. Boone's
2. I hope not.
3. No.
4. No.
5. His head explodes.
6. F0rev4r!1
7. Need more information... What's their respective blood alcohol levels?  Are weapons allowed?
8. No.
9. Not even close.  Dawk eating his "heart".
10. It's been old.  Now, it's classic.

[General_Failure]

1. What?
2. It's already on the intertubes.
3. No.
4. Only one that is in the closet.
5. Sergei Federov.
6. Me luv you long time.
7. They'd get drunk and high.
8. No.
9. Cannibalism is big in middle America right now.
10. Yes.

[Geowhizzer]

1.  mad dog 20/20, or boone's farm?
No idea what you're talking about.

2.  will our friend yeti be filmed running nekid through the woods of vermont?
Please... no pictures.  Please!

3.  does sassy have an impeccable sense of direction?
Not in KC, from what I've read.

4.  will we, collectively as a board, be able to recruit a regular female poster (other than pg) and have her stay the entire football season?
Hbionic doesn't count?

5.  eagles vs. taterskins in the nfccg.  who's jersey does igy wear?
He'll be copping his old school Rigigns butter joint.

6.  how long will gf allow us to abuse his bandwidth without trying to extract money from us?
Fo'ever, fo' sho"!

7.  dio vs. rjs in a steel cage match.  any contest?
Sissy boy slap party!

8.  will mmh score us some non-cancer-killin pills?
Rolaids.

9.  watch dawk eat to's heart, or watch trotter woodchop to's arm's off.  which gets more revenue in the ppv?
Dawkins' culinary classic, no doubt.

10. will rating lame jokes like a diving contest ever get old?
6.5

[mussa]

1.  mad dog 20/20, or boone's farm?  MAD DOG!
2.  will our friend yeti be filmed running nekid through the woods of vermont? Only if i go up to visit and his wife kicks him out for an hour
3.  does sassy have an impeccable sense of direction? he does when it comes to trashy women
4.  will we, collectively as a board, be able to recruit a regular female poster (other than pg) and have her stay the entire football season? no because she'd have nothing to contribute
5.  eagles vs. taterskins in the nfccg.  who's jersey does igy wear? both ala AJ Hawks girlfriend
6.  how long will gf allow us to abuse his bandwidth without trying to extract money from us? as long as we wantz
7.  dio vs. rjs in a steel cage match.  any contest? - rjs
8.  will mmh score us some non-cancer-killin pills? -what the hell is mmh? 
9.  watch dawk eat to's heart, or watch trotter woodchop to's arm's off.  which gets more revenue in the ppv? im going to say trotter draws first blood
10. will rating lame jokes like a diving contest ever get old? yes, its old

[General_Failure]

no because she'd have nothing to contribute

Like that's ever stopped anyone.

[rjs246]

1. mad dog 20/20, or boone's farm?

No one with testicles attached should ever EVER have any answer to this other than Mad Dog. I drank one this past weekend. To suggest that Boone's is even in the same category is laughable.

2. will our friend yeti be filmed running nekid through the woods of vermont?

Again? Let's hope not.

3. does sassy have an impeccable sense of direction?

Seven.

4. will we, collectively as a board, be able to recruit a regular female poster (other than pg) and have her stay the entire football season?

Who cares? Women don't know shtein about football anyway.

5. eagles vs. taterskins in the nfccg. who's jersey does igy wear?

Brain Mitchell's. Or possibly James Thrash's.

6. how long will gf allow us to abuse his bandwidth without trying to extract money from us?

Yeah right. He would whither and die without us to nourish his hunger for power.

7. dio vs. rjs in a steel cage match. any contest?

Dio would fall in love with me like a hippy and when he wasn't looking I'd sucker kick him in the throatpiece.

8. will mmh score us some non-cancer-killin pills?

Hopefully thursday, otherwise I'm going to have some angry Russian dudes on my hands.

9. watch dawk eat to's heart, or watch trotter woodchop to's arm's off. which gets more revenue in the ppv?

RJS chasing TO around the field with a can of gasoline and four matches would be far more entertaining than allowing The Idiot or The Crier that kind of glory.

10. will rating lame jokes like a diving contest ever get old?

C-

[Diomedes]

1.  boone's farm?
2.  no
3.  no..it would have steered him away from the Marines
4.  who cares?
5.  A sixers jersey with Dilla on the back
6.  forever
7.  nope
8.  nope
9.  the former
10. 1.2

[rjs246]

That was a boring set of responses. Go drink something and try again.

[Diomedes]

Three shots of something 80 proof or better, and start over.

[ice grillin you]

5.  eagles vs. taterskins in the nfccg.  who's jersey does igy wear? - ya moms

[Father Demon]

Oh snap.



Burrrrn.

[Sgt PSN]

1. mad dog 20/20, or boone's farm? - boones
2. will our friend yeti be filmed running nekid through the woods of vermont? - yes.  it is commonly referred to as judgment day.
3. does sassy have an impeccable sense of direction? - i know my way around your wife. 
4. will we, collectively as a board, be able to recruit a regular female poster (other than pg) and have her stay the entire football season? - not as long as mds is still here. 
5. eagles vs. taterskins in the nfccg. who's jersey does igy wear? -  igy will pull a "destiny's child" and wear a jamie asher 'reagles' jersey.
6. how long will gf allow us to abuse his bandwidth without trying to extract money from us? - until his mom kicks him out of her basement or starts charging him rent.
7. dio vs. rjs in a steel cage match. any contest? - after hours of slapping at each other, they both decide to settle the contest shot for shot.  both drink unheard of amounts of booze and die.  everyone in attendance wins. 
8. will mmh score us some non-cancer-killin pills? - i like beer. 
9. watch dawk eat to's heart, or watch trotter woodchop to's arm's off. which gets more revenue in the ppv? - trotter chops of to's arm.  dawk then uses said arm to rip out to's heart and eat it from to's former palm. 
10. will rating lame jokes like a diving contest ever get old? - yes.  but we'll treat it like chuggie's mom and keep doing it over and over and over again.


because we can. 

[phattymatty]

i stopped reading after question one because it shouldn't be a question.

if you're a male you drink MD, and you drink it fast.  if you're a woman, you sip on some boone's.

[Feva]

i stopped reading after question one because it shouldn't be a question.

if you're a male you drink MD, and you drink it fast.  if you're a woman, you sip on some boone's.

Can't say it any better than that.