Anyone seen a good movie lately?

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 31, 2006, 02:34:44 PM

Quote from: Bunkley78 on July 31, 2006, 02:33:24 PM
I saw Transporter 2 last night. It was heavily flawed, unrealistic, and just out there, but Jason Statham is a badass. I didn't like it as much as the first though. It's hard to rate this movie, because the story was terrible, there were insanely unbelievable things happening left and right, but the action was good. Jason Statham is the man.

^^This guy liked "Match Point".^^

I rest my case.

mussa · July 31, 2006, 02:36:19 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on July 31, 2006, 02:31:10 PM
I don't hate rich people. I hate stupid people. This movie is has nothing but stupid people doing stupid shtein. The fact that they are rich, socially playing tennis with each other, giving each other jobs when they are completely unqualified and generally acting like pompous farghead iceholes only further strengthens my hatred for them.

well said. fair enough.

Rome · July 31, 2006, 02:37:33 PM

I'm totally considering writing a short story about FF's paralyzed seal.

that is incredibly accurate.

ice grillin you · July 31, 2006, 02:39:32 PM

yeah i dont feel to comfortable being on the same side of the table as huge jason statham fan bunkley78

but match point was still a nice little movie

T_Section224 · July 31, 2006, 02:39:51 PM

i'd pay to see a paralyzed seal flail, it would be a comedy, right?

mussa · July 31, 2006, 02:40:21 PM

Metaphorically speaking of course.

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 31, 2006, 02:46:24 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2006, 02:39:32 PM
yeah i dont feel to comfortable being on the same side of the table as huge jason statham fan bunkley78

but match point was still a nice little movie

Fair enough, and yes, Bunkley78 is apparently gay for Statham.

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 02:37:33 PM
I'm totally considering writing a short story about FF's paralyzed seal.

that is incredibly accurate.

Quote from: T_Section224 on July 31, 2006, 02:39:51 PM
i'd pay to see a paralyzed seal flail, it would be a comedy, right?

I expect 8% of your revenue from the story off the top, Jerome.

Rome · July 31, 2006, 02:56:28 PM

You'll get nothing and like it.

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 31, 2006, 03:04:05 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 31, 2006, 02:56:28 PM
You'll get nothing and like it.

How about an "Executive Producer" credit for when it hits the big screen?

rjs246 · July 31, 2006, 03:06:05 PM

You'll get opening scene credits.

"Based on a caustic message board post by FastFreddie."

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 31, 2006, 03:06:26 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on July 31, 2006, 03:06:05 PM
You'll get opening scene credits.

"Based on a caustic message board post by FastFreddie."

In.

Rome · July 31, 2006, 03:06:59 PM

Deal.

But I must warn you, I'm horribly untalented, so it'll probably go straight to video, or even worse, television.

General_Failure · July 31, 2006, 03:08:55 PM

Hey, if he's getting credit we need a url on the screen with it.

T_Section224 · July 31, 2006, 03:09:02 PM

romey, just hire rjs as your big-screen humor advisor and you'll end up with a hit.

mussa · July 31, 2006, 03:12:12 PM

or just stick his wang in your mouth and enjoy a discharge of paralyzed seamen