I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY!!

[General_Failure]

We are so gonna throw you a shower. I mean we're going to pour beer on you.

[mussa]

No baby party!!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You can commence with sappy,  disingenuous, everyone-else-is-so-I-will-too posts about how you wish me happiness now.

I couldn't agree more.  If there's anything I hate, it's when people congratulate each other because they don't want to feel left out... like the a-holes at work that will "REPLY TO ALL" when the announcement of a co-worker having a baby or getting married or whatnot comes out from a manager.  You know it's because they want to show everyone how farging thoughtful they are, not because they accidentally did so.

farging asstards.

[dpierce]

I'm happy to announce that I'm NOT gonna have a baby.

Glad to hear it, but if you did, it would make medical history...

[Wingspan]

nonconformity is the new confomity

[Diomedes]

that was the nineties.  what you meant to say was, conformity is the new rebellion.  the commercials said so..

[Philly_Crew]

Congrats.  Wish the best for you and your family.

[ice grillin you]

so whos having a kid other than the thread starter

[BigEd76]

everyone except Dio and MDS apparently

[ice grillin you]

kids would be ok if they were born age four....the first three years are hell on earth

[General_Failure]

I'm not sure the mothers would agree with you.

[Diomedes]

Kids would be okay never. 

[General_Failure]

Look, we need somebody to make our shoes in Indonesia and China.

[MadMarchHare]

kids would be ok if they were born age four....the first three years are hell on earth

That statement shows you clearly don't have any kids.  Being perpetually tired is infinitely preferable to hearing "NO" every time you ask anything.  More sleep comes with more arguments.

[SunMo]

i love the fact that when all three of kids are old enough to be out of the house in college, i will be in my early 40's