I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY!!

Started by dpierce, April 18, 2005, 01:42:08 PM

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General_Failure

#90
May 15, 2006, 01:59:23 PM
Wife wouldn't let you put a jersey on her for the picture?

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Zanshin

#91
May 15, 2006, 02:12:19 PM
Happy and healthy is always a good combo.  Congrats, again.

dpierce

#92
May 15, 2006, 02:32:11 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 15, 2006, 01:59:23 PM
Wife wouldn't let you put a jersey on her for the picture?

Nah, I decided that I won't pass on my obsessions to baby dp - for a while, anyway. :evil
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DutchBird

#93
May 15, 2006, 04:57:50 PM
A lovely little girl it is...

QuoteGo ahead and try to resist the cuteness...I dare ya. 

Luckily enough, I have an ocean to help me resist her cuteness. BTW, nothing is wrong with feeding her Eagles Green from the moment she is born.
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PhillyGirl

#94
May 15, 2006, 05:25:31 PM
She's adorable dp!

Welcome back!  :D
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Geowhizzer

#95
May 15, 2006, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: dpierce on May 15, 2006, 02:32:11 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 15, 2006, 01:59:23 PM
Wife wouldn't let you put a jersey on her for the picture?

Nah, I decided that I won't pass on my obsessions to baby dp - for a while, anyway. :evil

You wuss!  You're not a real fan!

Congrats, dp.  Cute as a button.  But it reminds me of that one great truth of fatherhood.

If you have a son, you just have to watch out for one boy.

If you have a daughter, you have to watch out for ALL the boys.

Just keep the baseball bat handy, and you'll be OK.  >:D

Drunkmasterflex

#96
May 15, 2006, 08:21:26 PM
Cute kid, congrats man!
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Sgt PSN

#97
May 15, 2006, 09:49:28 PM
Why do people say "cute as a button"?  Seriously?  Have any of you ever looked at a button and said "Hey, what a cute button!" 

Regardless, congrats dpierce.  Very cute kid.  Cute as a mail man.   :P

General_Failure

#98
May 16, 2006, 03:15:06 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 15, 2006, 09:49:28 PM
Why do people say "cute as a button"?  Seriously?  Have any of you ever looked at a button and said "Hey, what a cute button!" 

I saw a button once with one of them naked ladies painted on it.

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phillymic2000

#99
May 21, 2006, 03:15:48 PM
Wife and myself are leaving for the hospital!! Number 3 is on the way!!

Geowhizzer

#100
May 21, 2006, 03:16:32 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on May 21, 2006, 03:15:48 PM
Wife and myself are leaving for the hospital!! Number 3 is on the way!!

3???

Just kidding... good luck and congrats!

Sgt PSN

#101
May 21, 2006, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on May 21, 2006, 03:15:48 PM
Wife and myself are leaving for the hospital!! Number 3 is on the way!!

You'd figure after the first one she'd be smart enough not to get drunk around you. 

General_Failure

#102
May 21, 2006, 05:06:54 PM
You're just a bundle of joy today. Didn't have to gnaw your arm off to escape from some woman's trailer after a night of drinking?

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Sgt PSN

#103
May 21, 2006, 05:09:17 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 21, 2006, 05:06:54 PM
You're just a bundle of joy today. Didn't have to gnaw your arm off to escape from some woman's trailer after a night of drinking?

No.  I carry a prosthetic one with me that I place under her head and once she falls asleep I'm outta there.

Diomedes

#104
May 21, 2006, 05:10:58 PM
I'm happy to announce that I'm NOT gonna have a baby.  You can commence with sappy,  disingenuous, everyone-else-is-so-I-will-too posts about how you wish me happiness now.
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