the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Where has FF been today? That mofo is on the board more than anyone.  For once we get to breathe fresh air and not the stench of shtein.  Tis a good day. 

u r smrt

P.S.  Get off my *cack*.

[BigEd76]

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms and moms-to-be.... 

[Geowhizzer]

From this week's News of the Weird:

In Red Deer, Alberta, in April, Jesse Maggrah, 20, listening through earphones to heavy-metal music while walking on Canadian Pacific Railway tracks, was hit from behind by a train moving at about 30 mph, but survived. In his hospital bed (broken ribs, punctured lung, other injuries), Maggrah said he remembers the immediate aftermath: "I thought, 'Holy crap, dude, you just got hit by a train.'" "Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me, and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them." [Edmonton Sun, 4-18-06]

[ice grillin you]

Just wanted to say again, IGY, that I doubt your sincerity thing is gold

yeah...like i said the gawd gif

no matter how times you watch it it never gets less funny

[General_Failure]

It's a printer that makes printers.

[phattymatty]

ron zook what

[Father Demon]

This is how you're supposed to run a red light!!


Mr. Explorer-Driver has some mad skilz, for sure.....

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Impressive driving.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Dumb farging luck is what that was. Good stuff. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

pink tacos, anyone?

[MURP]

American illusionist David Blaine, who failed to break the world record for holding his breath underwater last week, has announced his next stunt will be living among wild animals in the jungle. The 33-year-old was released from a New York City hospital last week, after spending seven days in a spherical aquarium. Blaine needed medical treatment after suffering convulsions and passing out while attempting to hold his breath for nine minutes. But the magician has already moved on to planning his next stunt, claiming the challenge is more unbelievable than anything he has attempted before. He tells the New York Post, "I'm planning to live harmoniously among wild beasts. And I'd like to do it alone in the jungle."

too late, Grizzly Man beat you to it Blaine.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If he dies, it will go in the Good Riddance thread.

How can anyone care about his crap anymore now that he's failed?

[SunMo]

i never cared about his crap

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Lies.  You have a shrine to him in your bedroom closet.

[SunMo]

no, you're confusing that with my IGY and RJS shrines