Parenting help requested

Started by stalker, April 09, 2006, 02:09:51 PM

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Diomedes

You're the genius who decided to breed.  Figure it out yourself.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

It's never too late to abort.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

I think abortion should be legal up to the age of majority. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 09, 2006, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 09, 2006, 04:06:42 PM
He's the kind of guy that would stand in the hallway and listen while it's going on.

Or rub one out

Get real...that's what closets are for.

JTrotter Fan

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Diomedes

And then yourself.  By fire.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Phanatic

I heart Dio in this thread really I do..

I think it was the 'youre the genius who decided to bread line' that cracked me up. Even though I'm a genius who did actually decide to breed.

Speaking of advice, just make sure they don't actually breed and everything will be fine yo.
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hbionic

Quote from: Sun_Mo on April 09, 2006, 03:56:16 PM
go in and molest the girl while staring at your son the whole time.

:cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Diomedes

That's five--count 'em--FIVE eagle heads.  A high honor indeed.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger