Jon Ritchie not done yet!

Started by MURP, March 17, 2006, 10:57:39 PM

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MURP

you can still see him as an analyst for NFL Europe.    :deion

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PhillyPhreak54

Sign him.

Legless Ritchie > fully healthy Josh Parry

DH

Keith Byars at 43 years old > Josh Parry

Diomedes

Alright, alright.  You all love Josh Parry.

Moving on.

I won't be able to see any of the games Jon is working.  I'd love it if anyone here who does see/hear him would give a review.  I'm betting he'll be great at it.  The guy has a mouth and a way with words.  He's a character and a half.  And of course, he knows the game.

Anyway..
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Feva

Quote from: Diomedes on March 18, 2006, 03:25:55 PM
Alright, alright.  You all love Josh Parry.

Moving on.

  I'm betting he'll be great at it.  The guy has a mouth and a way with words.  He's a character and a half. 

Ritchie to McNabb during the GB game in '04:

"You're on pace for 600 yards or somethin'.  That's got to be some sort of record or somethin' ... in the universe."
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Eaglez

Kevin Turner now > Josh Perry with android legs and a chest made out of high grade steel

General_Failure

I call bullshtein. Someone send Perry to Japan so he can become a cyborg, let's prove this.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Eaglez

Quote from: General_Failure on March 21, 2006, 03:45:18 AM
I call bullshtein. Someone send Perry to Japan so he can become a cyborg, let's prove this.

You ask and you shall receive...


General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

Feva

Quote from: General_Failure on March 21, 2006, 03:45:18 AM
I call bullshtein. Someone send Perry to Japan so he can become a cyborg, let's prove this.

But how will Parry play this season if he's in Japan?!?!
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Geowhizzer

Quote from: EagleFeva on March 22, 2006, 06:21:51 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 21, 2006, 03:45:18 AM
I call bullshtein. Someone send Perry to Japan so he can become a cyborg, let's prove this.

But how will Parry play this season if he's in Japan?!?!

Methinks that's all part of GF's master plan.

Feva

Heh heh... you used "GF" and "master plan" in the same sentence.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews