I guess we were wrong about Natalie Portman...

[Feva]

Harvard, my ass... gotta be from the hood.

[rjs246]

I'm horribly aroused now.

[Feva]

Try clicking on the link instead of staring at my sig.

[rjs246]

Dude. Natalie rapping is farging hot. Also, I have sigs turned off so I have no idea what you're talking about.

Haha, just checked your profile. Funny.

Ass.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yeah, I saw this actually on SNL.  Not bad.

I'd hit it even with the short hair.



Although, I absolutely agree with Bill Simmons:

Q: The "Lazy Sunday" sketch has been hailed as the funniest thing to happen to "SNL" since "More Cowbell," and I'm inclined to agree. But does it belong in the All-Time Pantheon of Great SNL Sketches, or does this just stand out so much because "SNL" has been so atrociously bad the past couple years? I mean, if "Lazy Sunday" had gone down during the Murphy/Piscopo era, would we still be talking about it 20 years later? Will this stand the test of time, like Gumby or the Coneheads or Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley competing to get a job at Chippendales?
-- M. McCullar, Dallas

SG: I was watching that particular show live, so the sketch was funnier at the time because it was so refreshingly different from everything else that was happening. As soon as it was over, I rewound it on TiVo and watched it again, mainly to make sure it really happened. (I thought it was brilliant; the cupcakes subplot and the Hamilton-Burr line killed me.) Then it took off on the Internet, which was interesting because it proved how lame and out-of-date "SNL" had become; for the first time in five years, people were forwarding around an "SNL" sketch. Incredible. I'm telling you, the 1975 Lorne Michaels would have tried to kill himself if he knew what was going to happen to "SNL" in the 21st century. There's no question. He would have blown about 45 lines with Belushi and called it a day. And while we're on the subject, Michael O'Donoghue has to be doing triple axels in his grave right now. This is a whole other story.

Anyway, I thought it was a potential pantheon sketch, but the resulting online commotion almost made me a little sad. It wasn't any better or worse than "Cowbell," the Mr. Belvedere sketch, Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad or 35 other sketches from the last 30 years. But because the bar is so low these days, "Lazy Sunday" felt like some sort of comedy apex when it really wasn't anything close to that. For instance, if you staged the Dunk Contest and invited only unathletic guys, then had them botch dunks for two straight hours while everyone zoned out, and then Josh Smith came out there and dunked from the foul line, it would probably cause a riot. I think "Lazy Sunday" was like that. And as they keep trying to rip it off (like with the inferior Natalie Portman video last weekend), people will eventually not like it as much. Historically, I don't think it will have the legs. But we'll see.

[MURP]

that was worse than all of her star wars performances combined. 

[Yeti]

She looks about 9 years old.

[Rome]

Is Natalie doing another Holocaust movie?

Eh - whatever, she's still hot as balls.  LOL'ed several times during that, btw.

[General_Failure]

It could have been funny, but just wasn't.

[rjs246]

Wow, you're all so jaded. The teenaged goth crew just got wet.

She's hot. Period. I like my women tall and curvy. She is neither, and she's still sexy as shtein.  I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

[Eagles_Legendz]

She's hot. Period. I like my women tall and curvy. She is neither, and she's still sexy as shtein.  I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

3 points for you.   

[Yeti]

I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

Yer watching porn right now arencha?

[Rome]

I would tear that ass up and cheerio-bark until her balloon knot was yawning like a baby's mouth.

Yer watching porn right now arencha?

I could almost hear the banjo playing in the background there...

[T_Section224]

I could almost hear the banjo playing in the background there...

nice

[MadMarchHare]

Is Natalie doing another Holocaust movie?

Eh - whatever, she's still hot as balls.  LOL'ed several times during that, btw.

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