2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[PhillyPhanInDC]

There has to be some nerd among us who can hack that site and bring it to its virtual knees.

Anyone?

Denial of Service is only a temporary thing, while it would be awesome to watch them scatter about like cockroaches, they'd be back up and spewing shtein within a few days.

[rjs246]

You misunderstand. I meant that someone should hack in and give them all AIDS. I mean, nerds can do that these days, right?

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I can't do AIDS, but I can give them all a pretty mean case of the Hershey squirts.

[Wingspan]

What is this, pile on mds' blatant lack of comedic talent day?

no, it's pile on mds' blatant lack of comedic talent day eve

[Beermonkey]

Not enough laughing today, ya'll need to pick it up:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2359635

The taterskins have given quarterback Patrick Ramsey permission to visit the New York Jets, Detroit Lions and the Miami Dolphins as part of a possible trade.

Ramsey has been shopped in trade discussions over the past few weeks but the taterskins had been asking for a second-round pick. Now, he likely will be traded in the next week for a draft choice in the second day of the draft.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Not enough laughing today, ya'll need to pick it up:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2359635

The taterskins have given quarterback Patrick Ramsey permission to visit the New York Jets, Detroit Lions and the Miami Dolphins as part of a possible trade.

Ramsey has been shopped in trade discussions over the past few weeks but the taterskins had been asking for a second-round pick. Now, he likely will be traded in the next week for a draft choice in the second day of the draft.

They'll probably get dick for him, and he'll turn out to be a decent QB with some stable, proper coaching for once.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Difference between the taterskins and Eagles:

Eagles drafted no-name A.J. Feeley in the 5th round and somehow molested a team for a 2nd rounder in return (which turned into none other than Reggie Brown, a very promising WR).

taterskins drafted a good college QB in the 1st round and managed to lower his value so badly, despite the fact that he actually plays pretty well, to a 2nd day pick.


The kicker of the whole thing is that Ramsey is, right now, probably a better QB than Feeley.


Pointing, and laughing.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

They'll be lucky as hell to get anything more than say....a fifth. The funny thing was all last year, that it seemed like Gibbs was intentionally lowering the guys value. Classic.

[General_Failure]

Man, you don't understand the genius of Gibbs' logic. If you know the player is going to be traded, you make him look worse. Teams will offer a lower pick or picks much quicker than they will a high pick. Duh.

[Mad-Lad]

why would you trade for a guy they'll have to cut?

[PhillyPhreak54]

the thing i love about gibbs is that he always brings in such quality guys. Guys who would rather play for a team than make millions. I just cant wait to see who he brings in

[MDS]

such a shame that they agreed to a deal and the taterskins escape cap hell

[Bigskinbauer]

we were never in it.  we still are going to cut/trade ramsey and cut noble.  We are going to do the same thing.  The only difference is now we have money for FA

[MDS]

to spend on overpriced vets?

[Feva]

we were never in it.  we still are going to cut/trade ramsey and cut noble.  We are going to do the same thing.  The only difference is now we have money for FA

Problem for the Skins is that everyone else has $10 mil more than they had beforehand too.