Cheesy Or Smooth

Started by Tomahawk, March 08, 2006, 10:05:12 AM

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Tomahawk

March 08, 2006, 10:05:12 AM Last Edit: March 08, 2006, 10:07:43 AM by Tomahawk
As you are all well aware, I am a dumbass. This in conjunction with my garrulousness have provided the opportunity to say many o' stupid things. Last night some friends and I were at a bar talking about shtein we've said in attempts to get laid. I provided the following example:

Girl: You're my new favorite person
Me (Tomahawk): You've always been my favortie person - I just hadn't met you yet

I caught a lot of hell from my friends for that. I didn't think it was that bad.

Does anybody else have examples?

rjs246

#1
March 08, 2006, 10:10:32 AM
SUCK ME, BEAUTIFUL!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

#2
March 08, 2006, 10:11:39 AM
I'm batting .500 on using, "This cock ain't going to suck itself!"

rjs246

#3
March 08, 2006, 10:13:04 AM
I went back to state college the spring after I graduated and spent an evening asking every girl I saw if they 'took it in the shteinter.' I hooked up. Girls are idiots.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#4
March 08, 2006, 10:47:05 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 10:13:04 AM
I went back to state college the spring after I graduated and spent an evening asking every girl I saw if they 'took it in the shteinter.' I hooked up. PSU sorority sluts Girls are idiots.

Yes, sir!

Feva

#5
March 08, 2006, 10:51:11 AM
farg the State Penn, farg hos at Penn State...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

#6
March 08, 2006, 10:52:40 AM
P.S.  rjs, did the hook-up that night take it in the shteinter, or was she a dirty liar?

PhillyGirl

#7
March 08, 2006, 10:59:27 AM
Is this the line you used to land that gem of a woman at Dave and Busters?

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#8
March 08, 2006, 11:15:36 AM
FF, sadly, only a fingertip. The truth is that rjs was a little too liquored up to keep up with his money pickup lines.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

#9
March 08, 2006, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 08, 2006, 10:59:27 AM
Is this the line you used to land that gem of a woman at Dave and Busters?



As you witnessed, I ran.

What did you say to pick up MURP? "Hey baby, I got a new pacifier for you"

Cradlerobber

PoopyfaceMcGee

#10
March 08, 2006, 11:22:31 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 08, 2006, 11:15:36 AM
FF, sadly, only a fingertip. The truth is that rjs was a little too liquored up to keep up with his money pickup lines.

My motto is that you're never too drunk to PIITB.

PhillyGirl

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March 08, 2006, 11:27:30 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 08, 2006, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 08, 2006, 10:59:27 AM
Is this the line you used to land that gem of a woman at Dave and Busters?



As you witnessed, I ran.

What did you say to pick up MURP? "Hey baby, I got a new pacifier for you"

Cradlerobber

lmfao....nope. I said "My Eagles skillz are da bomb diggity to the phattest power. Holla!"
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

General_Failure

#12
March 08, 2006, 11:33:15 AM
Then he had to look around to find out where that voice came from.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Tomahawk

#13
March 08, 2006, 11:39:54 AM
and lucky for you, he ended up looking down

PoopyfaceMcGee

#14
March 08, 2006, 11:44:34 AM
I'm just lucky that my wife isn't short like PG is.  That would suck.
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