Eagles Tender Four

Started by PhillyPhanInDC, March 02, 2006, 08:27:11 AM

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General_Failure

#45
March 02, 2006, 02:37:13 PM
Does the liscence plate say Sweet Tooth?

The man. The myth. The legend.

sallad selgae

#46
March 02, 2006, 03:25:56 PM
Quote from: JailBird-man on March 02, 2006, 02:35:54 PM
I heard Jason Short shows up on gameday in icecream truck covered in human skulls.

I guess I missed that episode of "Pimp my Ride".
"Official Sponsor of the first, fourth round draft pick"

General_Failure

#47
March 02, 2006, 03:28:01 PM
That was the Goth My Ride episode.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#48
March 02, 2006, 08:36:02 PM
Hood got the middle tender (1st round compensation)

Johnson, Mikell and Mahe got the low tender which only gives the Eagles the right to match. No compensation since none of them were drafted.

Susquehanna Birder

#49
March 02, 2006, 08:38:37 PM
No biggie, then.

EJ72

#50
March 02, 2006, 08:50:19 PM
Maybe Mahe has some "secret" pictures of Reid or Lurie. :paranoid

PhillyPhreak54

#51
March 02, 2006, 08:56:16 PM
He has pictures of Joe Banner rolling around in a pit of $1 bills nude and lathered up with baby oil.

Geowhizzer

#52
March 02, 2006, 08:59:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 02, 2006, 08:56:16 PM
He has pictures of Joe Banner rolling around in a pit of $1 bills nude and lathered up with baby oil.

Would that really make Banner upset to have them go public?  :paranoid

General_Failure

#53
March 03, 2006, 03:23:10 AM
He'd prefer the public sees the picture of him swimming in his Scrooge McDuck gold coin vault.

The man. The myth. The legend.

StevieLeftCollege

#54
March 03, 2006, 03:29:05 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 03, 2006, 03:23:10 AM
He'd prefer the public sees the picture of him swimming in his Scrooge McDuck gold coin vault.

I wanted one of them really bad when I was a kid...

General_Failure

#55
March 03, 2006, 03:30:46 AM
Yeah, they're great to think about until you realize metal coins aren't like water at all. They hurt when you dive on them.

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StevieLeftCollege

#56
March 03, 2006, 03:35:22 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 03, 2006, 03:30:46 AM
Yeah, they're great to think about until you realize metal coins aren't like water at all. They hurt when you dive on them.

No backstroke either.  I highly doubt gurgling coins and spitting them out would work either.

General_Failure

#57
March 03, 2006, 03:36:06 AM
It's amazing Joe Banner hasn't died yet. On the other hand, we know why he's always so miserable.

The man. The myth. The legend.

StevieLeftCollege

#58
March 03, 2006, 03:37:51 AM
He would have alot of friend in a maximum security prison.

rjs246

#59
March 03, 2006, 07:11:23 AM
Get a room.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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