What do you do...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So let me get this straight. You were hosting poker night but you played a tournament meaning that people were going to bust out and leave early rather than playing another type of cards where people could get zesty and play until the sun came up. And then, to further disgrace yourself, you served cheese hors d'oeuvres? I think you need to take a long hard look in the mirror, mister.

We often break up the dealer's choice monotony with a little $10 tourney.  Once a few guys are out, they start a side game in another room.  The cheese tray was the wife's idea, and was tasty as hell while it lasted.  She's wised up and now serves more standard poker food like microwaved burritos or chicken tenders, nachos, pretzels, chili, etc etc.  Mostly because most of the guys I play with can't tell the difference.

[Wingspan]

  @ serving food during a poker game

[SunMo]

i'm going to a poker game/NCAA party on the 17th.  food will be served there, but that's not a straight poker game

[PhillyPhreak54]

Drive to the PETA offices and start beating your dog to a bloody pulp. Not only will you get your anger out, but you will piss of a bunch of terrorists in the process.

I like this one.

[MadMarchHare]

Drive to the PETA offices and start beating your dog to a bloody pulp. Not only will you get your anger out, but you will piss of a bunch of terrorists in the process.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that believes this...
Of course, working in Pharma, I'm a target of these iceholes....

[MURP]

i don't know if it works but my sister's boyfriend has a lab. whenever he eats something or chews something, he will tie whatever it is he ate/chewed on onto his head, preferably away from his mouth.  anyway its supposed to humiliate them.  my girl did it to her half pit/half lab and he was embarassed.  he wouldn't even look at the neighbors dog, who he's in love with.  it was hilarious.

[rjs246]

that's some funny shtein, mussa. Also, it probably does have something to do with the dog needing to be walked, but as long as its in the single digits and teens up here that littleshteinhead ain't going anywhere.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i'm going to a poker game/NCAA party on the 17th.  food will be served there, but that's not a straight poker game

With you there, it couldn't possibly be straight.

[SunMo]

i'm going to a poker game/NCAA party on the 17th.  food will be served there, but that's not a straight poker game

With you there, it couldn't possibly be straight.

just so you know, it took you an hour and 27 minutes to come up with that obvious and easy response.  kill yourself.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I was running an errand.  I can't be everything to everyone, starshine.

[SunMo]

you posted 4 times between my post and your burning comeback.  kill yourself more.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I value other threads more than one started by rjs about allowing his big, stupid dog to eat all of his electronics.

[Phanatic]

My dogs get into the trash can sometimes while we are out. I am so going to strap that trash can to their head the next time the get into it. Usually I just show them the trash can and they act all guilty. I don't even have to say anything.

[ice grillin you]

final four/poker/new tv party sat april 1 @ igy's

[rjs246]

I may crash that, sucker.