Leaving for a long time (Attention whore thread :) )

Started by Father Demon, December 14, 2005, 09:20:58 PM

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Phanatic

#60
February 26, 2006, 04:24:38 PM
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Congrats Demon!  Glad you guys made it home ok.  And I suppose congrats are in order for Phanatic too since he's got a new neice.  Just don't let her ride home with him after any Eagles games otherwise the poor kid might get frostbite.   ;)

:-D

She's very much all girl and wants nothing to do with us men. I went to say hi to her and she gave me an up and down look like 'I don't think so!' 18 months old and Demon's already got himself a princess! She is adorable though. Conrgrats man!

Of course mine's 6...
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Feva

#61
February 26, 2006, 05:21:02 PM
Good stuff, Demon.  Happy for ya!  :yay
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

T_Section224

#62
February 27, 2006, 07:41:44 AM
congrats Demon, i'm very happy for you and your family  :yay
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MURP

#63
February 27, 2006, 11:12:50 AM
 :yay :yay :yay :yay :yay  good stuff Demon.

DutchBird

#64
February 27, 2006, 12:37:48 PM
Congratulations!
You have New York, we have Amsterdam
Just 15,000 Dutch beat out 90,000 Americans

With Timmy, one of three things is going to happen. Somebody is going to get hurt - it's either going to be him, an opponent, or one of our players.

Susquehanna Birder

#65
February 27, 2006, 08:12:57 PM
Awesome news. Enjoy keeping all the boys away!

Diomedes

#66
February 27, 2006, 10:59:05 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on February 27, 2006, 08:12:57 PMEnjoy keeping all the boys away!

How do they say it?  With a son, you've only got to worry about one dick.  With a daughter, you've got to worry about ALL of them.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#67
February 27, 2006, 11:01:49 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 27, 2006, 10:59:05 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on February 27, 2006, 08:12:57 PMEnjoy keeping all the boys away!

How do they say it? With a son, you've only got to worry about one dick. With a Chuggie, you've got to worry about ALL of them.

Words to the wise man. 

General_Failure

#68
February 28, 2006, 03:00:10 AM
Somebody start up a collection to buy a shotgun and a shovel.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Susquehanna Birder

#69
February 28, 2006, 12:54:42 PM
I think MDS is pretty close with the Al Bundy. I used to love how he'd grab Kelly's visitors and "show them the door."

Father Demon

#70
February 28, 2006, 09:28:27 PM
I'm already working on my 'Door-Slam' technique with male visitors.  I should have it 100% down when she turns 15 or so!
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

General_Failure

#71
March 01, 2006, 03:01:38 AM
So they'll be just close enough for a nosebleed or serious head trauma?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Father Demon

#72
March 01, 2006, 09:25:29 AM
Exactly -- right on the edge, but not quite enough for serious legal trouble....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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