2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

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General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

I'd put my money on Dr. I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Southeast Jerome or Bro Sweets.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Catapult

Quote from: SD_Eagle on February 25, 2006, 03:53:32 PM
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QuoteWashington's problems are magnified, however, because of how much it is over the salary cap and the way it has structured contracts in recent years. "Right now, the [lack of a] CBA [extension] is whipping their backside," said one agent who has held several discussions with taterskins director of football administration Eric Schaffer.


The short version:

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Beermonkey

#469
In between their posts about how "classless" Philly fans are & how since Eagles fans are ignorant, they deserve to be assaulted, some Foreskinners have posted the myspace profile of the girl who got punched by Portis' mom & have been messaging her personally.

Classless taterskins Thugs Berate Assault Victim

Here's her profile btw, not bad: Girl Next Door: Loves horsies & America too


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MDS

That thing hurt the queer Portis' mom? E gad, shes fine, but I can't believe that she could kick someones ass.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: Beermonkey on February 26, 2006, 12:38:29 PM

Classless taterskins Thugs Berate Assault Victim


I'll never understand how some of you guys can visit that board. Even if it is just to find nuggets of their idiocy, it still makes me wretch just a bit when I go on there and read some of the stuff those morons post.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Beermonkey

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 26, 2006, 02:52:54 PM
I'll never understand how some of you guys can visit that board. Even if it is just to find nuggets of their idiocy, it still makes me wretch just a bit when I go on there and read some of the stuff those morons post.

The more I go there, the more I imagine them looking like this:


rjs246

That's not how I envision them. I envision a tree stump, only somehow the stump is speaking and drooling at the same time. It haunts my sleep.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

 :-D

Their elitist attitudes amuses me. Those holier than thou sonofabitches act like their fan base never doesn anything wrong and are just oozing with class.

I also like how prim and proper they are.

Not Clinton's momma, Portis' mom or even Rhonny. It's Mrs. Portis.
Not Joe or Gibbs or even Joe Gibbs. Its coach Joe or Coach Gibbs.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 26, 2006, 03:34:46 PM
I also like how prim and proper they are.

Not Joe or Gibbs or even Joe Gibbs. Its coach Joe or Coach Gibbs.

Well you know what they say "Once you blow Joe, respect you will show."

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.