I almost got killed today

Started by The BIGSTUD, February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM

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The BIGSTUD

February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM Last Edit: February 24, 2006, 05:23:50 PM by Philly Forever
I was driving on i-95 when some guy driving recklessly pulls in front of me almost causing an accident. Then he starts going slow so I blow by him in the next lane. He gives me the finger and I just keep driving. Then he gets behind me and starts riding my bumper and puts his high beams on. I ignore it and my exit was coming up. As I got off it looked like he was going to keep going but he made a sharp swerve to follow me out. At the next light he tells me to get out of the car. I could've beaten this guy in a fight unless he knew some major martial arts or something, but there is no need to fight, I don't fight unless I absolutely need to, so I ignored him. A few lights later with him still behind me, as I pull up to the light he pulls behind me and boxes me in a couple other cars around me.

I look behind me and he comes out of his car with a gun and comes up to the window and tells me to get out of the car, and flashes his gun in his hand. I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun. Anyway I ignored it until the light changed and I got out of there. He spit at my car as I drove off. He didn't shoot at me, but he very well easily could have, and I'm lucky I guess.
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MDS

#1
February 24, 2006, 05:27:49 PM
this is what happens when people from the south infultrate our peaceful northern region.
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SD_Eagle5

#2
February 24, 2006, 05:31:32 PM
Sorry man, if I had known it was you I would have gone a little easier. I was having a bad day and it's Friday.

Phanatic

#3
February 24, 2006, 06:22:47 PM
What an idiot. People like that should be eliminated.

If you really get him mad he might flagellate himself though.
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Diomedes

#4
February 24, 2006, 07:00:25 PM
That's a pretty terrifying commute home right there.
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rjs246

#5
February 24, 2006, 07:26:33 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on February 24, 2006, 06:22:47 PM
What an idiot. People like that should be eliminated.


Agreed.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

JTrotter Fan

#6
February 24, 2006, 07:26:55 PM
Honestly, what kept him from pulling the trigger?  Maybe he would have if it weren't for the other cars that were there to witness it.  What if it had been an empty street?  You are one lucky muthafugga!
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Diomedes

#7
February 24, 2006, 07:29:44 PM
I take it you didn't get the tag?  If you did, PM The Wacko Kid, who is a pig, and he'll run the numbers.  Once we know who the guy is, we'll round up a :CF posse and pay the punk a visit.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#8
February 24, 2006, 07:33:36 PM
Baseball bats and stern looks from everyone!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

The BIGSTUD

#9
February 24, 2006, 07:41:07 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on February 24, 2006, 07:26:55 PM
Honestly, what kept him from pulling the trigger?  Maybe he would have if it weren't for the other cars that were there to witness it.  What if it had been an empty street?  You are one lucky muthafugga!

It could've been that, but my guess is he really didn't have any intent to shoot. He was just trying to be a hard ass and show off that he had a gun, and try to scare me, which made him feel tough.

The funny part about this, is he looked a lot like Dhani Jones. I think I just opened a flood gate of jokes with that comment though.  :-D
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

PhillyPhanInDC

#10
February 24, 2006, 07:46:21 PM
I've got an old full-size black van with spray painted windows parked out front. I could drive it up over the weekend for the CF guys to pile in to go find the guy. I also have an large amount of ski masks and baseball bats.








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ice grillin you

#11
February 24, 2006, 08:03:04 PM
how did you almost get killed when you werent even injured
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General_Failure

#12
February 24, 2006, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 24, 2006, 08:03:04 PM
how did you almost get killed when you werent even injured

You're a dumb boy, Billy.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

#13
February 24, 2006, 08:36:51 PM
r-o-k?

Yeah?

r-o-C-k!!

Oh, the C is silent!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Beermonkey

#14
February 24, 2006, 08:53:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 24, 2006, 07:33:36 PM
Baseball bats and stern looks from everyone!

PM me too. I'll make really degrading Photoshops of him & get him in a huff.
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