Degrading strip club experiences

General_Failure · February 16, 2006, 02:56:27 PM

They'll welcome you and your baby batter with open ... arms?

rjs246 · February 16, 2006, 02:57:37 PM

My buddies and I ran an experiment once. How much money does it take to get four strippers to spend three hours with you in a VIP room while getting yourselves and the strippers so drunk that they can't stand?

$1500 was our answer. I think it was worth it.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 16, 2006, 03:01:35 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 16, 2006, 02:57:37 PM
My buddies and I ran an experiment once. How much money does it take to get four strippers to spend three hours with you in a VIP room while getting yourselves and the strippers so drunk that they can't stand?

$1500 was our answer. I think it was worth it.

I think you been cheated!

The best of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass

And wound up as a brown stain

On the matress

mussa · February 16, 2006, 03:24:05 PM

last time i was at a strip club, i kept telling the strippers i was nervous about getting a lap dance when they came up to me. not only does it make them aggressive, but then talk to you and touch you more than they usually would. after about 10 different girls came up to me, i got a free one out of pity. it totally works. there's one stripper in the bunch who is bound to be a giver. and she wasn't ugly. haha. stupid strippers.

rjs246 · February 16, 2006, 03:32:05 PM

Ha. Good form, mussa. Good form, indeed.

Sgt PSN · February 16, 2006, 04:41:29 PM

I don't pay for lapdances in strip clubs. I just find a seat next to the guy with a pocket full of 20's and enjoy the show.

Steel Reserve · February 16, 2006, 10:11:59 PM

pervert.

Sgt PSN · February 16, 2006, 10:38:10 PM

True. But it's mostly because I'm cheap.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 16, 2006, 10:53:19 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 10:38:10 PM
True. But it's mostly because I'm cheap.

Cheap pervert.

stalker · February 16, 2006, 11:00:11 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 04:41:29 PM
I don't pay for lapdances in strip clubs. I just find a seat next to the guy with a pocket full of 20's and enjoy the show.

Send me your address and promise you will buy a lapdance and I'll send you a 20. You guys who serve deserve a thanks. What better way to say thanks than to buy a brother a dance.

Sgt PSN · February 16, 2006, 11:04:45 PM

Yeah, like I'm really going to give my address to a guy who calls himself "stalker". You can have my email address and paypal me.

Sgt PSN · February 16, 2006, 11:05:31 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 16, 2006, 10:53:19 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 10:38:10 PM
True. But it's mostly because I'm cheap.

Cheap pervert.

Much better.

stalker · February 16, 2006, 11:19:46 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 16, 2006, 11:04:45 PM
Yeah, like I'm really going to give my address to a guy who calls himself "stalker". You can have my email address and paypal me.

I am known by many names; Stalker, Satan, Lucifer among others.

If you promise to buy a dance, you will have a 20 from me.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 17, 2006, 07:02:24 AM

How many personas does stillupfront need?

Feva · February 17, 2006, 07:07:43 AM

You gotta remember that his mom has a couple herself.

Schizophrenic trick.