Degrading strip club experiences

Butchers Bill · February 16, 2006, 02:45:52 PM

So I was at this strip club the other week, and I offer this one chick $50 for some "release", and she said no.

I think I was being discriminated against because I am a 30-something average looking married man.

Anyone else had this problem?

Diomedes · February 16, 2006, 02:46:56 PM

How degrading. How did that make you feel?

SunMo · February 16, 2006, 02:47:47 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on February 16, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
How degrading. How did that make you feel?

How did it make you feel to ask him that?

Butchers Bill · February 16, 2006, 02:47:51 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on February 16, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
How degrading. How did that make you feel?

Terrible...like MY money wasn't good enough.

I am emotionally scarred for, well, not life, but for awhile.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 16, 2006, 02:50:00 PM

The strippers pay me to rub up on my johnson. I'm dead sexy.

General_Failure · February 16, 2006, 02:50:50 PM

Do they let your wear the fireman hat?

PhillyPhanInDC · February 16, 2006, 02:51:16 PM

One time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.

Wingspan · February 16, 2006, 02:51:26 PM

Quote from: Butchers Bill on February 16, 2006, 02:45:52 PM
So I was at this strip club the other week, and I offer this one chick $50 for some "release", and she said no.

I think I was being discriminated against because I am a 30-something average looking married man.

Anyone else had this problem?

do you have this happen to you every establishment you go in to?

if so, you may want to seek some kind of therapy. or you can buy a

t-shirt.

SunMo · February 16, 2006, 02:51:41 PM

QuoteOne time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.

and you had man yogurt in your zubas

Butchers Bill · February 16, 2006, 02:52:36 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on February 16, 2006, 02:51:26 PM

do you have this happen to you every establishment you go in to?

No. It usually goes over pretty well at the local Wal-Mart.

Wingspan · February 16, 2006, 02:53:04 PM

well you're fine then

General_Failure · February 16, 2006, 02:53:05 PM

Greeters need money too.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 16, 2006, 02:53:49 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 16, 2006, 02:51:41 PM
QuoteOne time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.

and you had man yogurt in your zubas

Sgt PSN · February 16, 2006, 02:54:19 PM

I get discriminated against in strip clubs all the time because I'm too good looking.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 16, 2006, 02:55:51 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 16, 2006, 02:51:41 PM
QuoteOne time at a strip club, I was getting a lap dance from this chick, after ten minutes, she stopped.

and you had man yogurt in your zubas

Don't make light of my condition. You just don't want to deal with this issue, right? You bigot. I'm taking my man-goo problems to the Giants message board.