This damn spider

Started by mussa, January 23, 2006, 11:52:07 AM

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mussa

January 23, 2006, 11:52:07 AM
Has been crawling around my desk, the wall area, all morning.  Its checking everything out.  I havn't noticed any spiders in my place since I moved here.  Kinda weird.  Its starting to piss me off.  I think its mocking me...ahh...it just jumped off the blinds and climbed back up on its web.  I think hes trying ot build a death trap.   Should I kill him?
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Sgt PSN

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January 23, 2006, 11:53:56 AM
Quote from: mussa on January 23, 2006, 11:52:07 AM
Should I kill him?

No.  Let him make the first move. 

PhillyPhreak54

#2
January 23, 2006, 11:54:34 AM
Kill him with great vengeance.

Spiders are evil.

MadMarchHare

#3
January 23, 2006, 11:59:25 AM
Didn't we already have a thread on this topic?
Wasn't it nominated for post of the year?
Anyone but Reid.

mussa

#4
January 23, 2006, 11:59:26 AM
its one of those big black jumping spiders.  i think they like white women too.  he was climbing down my monitor cable....now I've lost him.  Basterd.  I think he's just waiting to spring on me.  I better fix a swatter in the meantime. 
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Butchers Bill

#5
January 23, 2006, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 23, 2006, 11:54:34 AM
Kill him with great vengeance.

Spiders are evil.

Agreed. 
I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

PhillyPhreak54

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January 23, 2006, 12:03:14 PM
Quote from: mussa on January 23, 2006, 11:59:26 AM
its one of those big black jumping spiders.  i think they like white women too. 

:-D

Where the white woman at?

Wingspan

#7
January 23, 2006, 12:06:32 PM
well i think we're certian that the spider is not igy
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mussa

#8
January 23, 2006, 12:07:05 PM
she left about 3 hrs ago. 
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mussa

#9
January 23, 2006, 01:15:21 PM
the spider is hiding from me.  im gonna try to fart it out.  thank you coffee.
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SD_Eagle5

#10
January 23, 2006, 01:18:17 PM
The spider is the government spying on you, be cautious.

mussa

#11
January 23, 2006, 01:19:43 PM
whatevr Dio
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General_Failure

#12
January 23, 2006, 01:19:59 PM
If that's true, it's a federal crime to kill it. If you're doing nothing wrong then you have nothing to fear from the spider.

The man. The myth. The legend.

mussa

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January 23, 2006, 01:22:58 PM
hippy
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mussa

#14
January 23, 2006, 04:38:42 PM
the spider is back. crawling down my the wall.  he must have been right above my head.  prob took a microscopic poo on me.
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