Black Jesus

Started by Diomedes, January 20, 2006, 07:41:56 PM

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Diomedes

January 20, 2006, 07:41:56 PM
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Quote"We have to accept that Christ has been hijacked a bit -- he's gone very blond-haired and blue-eyed," he said. "The important thing about the message of Christ was that it is universal. It doesn't matter what he looked like."

Mind you, this is a CNN.com article.  I'm sure they murdered the interview.  Point is, watch the ensuing freak out White America is about to suffer.  Idiots.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#1
January 20, 2006, 07:48:39 PM
Who cares? The important thing is that Jesus got some ass before he died. Or didn't. Like I said, who cares?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#2
January 20, 2006, 07:49:26 PM
His mom sure as hell did. Mary was a slut.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#3
January 20, 2006, 07:50:54 PM
Whatever dude, his mom totally got impregnated by god. I don't care what you believe in, if there is a god, they know how to get DOWN.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#4
January 20, 2006, 09:06:00 PM
Chuck Norris' penis is bigger than God's.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#5
January 20, 2006, 09:09:22 PM
Not to mention whiter.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#6
January 20, 2006, 09:16:22 PM
So, can we assume Chuck Norris boned Mary?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#7
January 20, 2006, 09:17:51 PM
I think we can assume that god plays catcher for chuck.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#8
January 20, 2006, 09:21:58 PM
Seriously, if there is a heaven, I think we would have to assume Mary is working at the bordello.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#9
January 20, 2006, 09:23:38 PM
No shtein.  We're supposed to be happy there, right?  I'll tell you what, I won't be happy until I get God's sloppy seconds, Godamnit!!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#10
January 20, 2006, 09:26:19 PM
I won't be happy until I see some freaky life after death sex. For real.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic

#11
January 20, 2006, 10:06:42 PM
Werd.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

rjs246

#12
January 20, 2006, 10:08:37 PM
I'm talking about angels and demons and hounds of hell in a massive 7 or 8-way with Mary video taping while jesus bones her earhole. Only then will I be satisfied.

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#13
January 20, 2006, 10:16:14 PM

The man. The myth. The legend.

MadMarchHare

#14
January 20, 2006, 10:22:51 PM
The average IQ in America is 100.  Impaired is 90.
It's not a log scale.
That should pretty much clear it up.
Anyone but Reid.
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