Fun at Liberty University

MURP · January 19, 2006, 12:44:09 PM

Reprimands and Consequences

Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages is in league with abortion and witchcraft. nice

Zanshin · January 19, 2006, 01:00:14 PM

lol...Ooooooh, sign me up. That schools sounds like a blast.

Sgt PSN · January 19, 2006, 01:05:37 PM

I'm thinking "Liberty" is not exactly the best suited name for that school. Seems kind of oxymoronic to me.

Diomedes · January 19, 2006, 01:49:04 PM

This is the school for the Taliban branch of Christianity.

Rome · January 19, 2006, 01:52:32 PM

Liberty University: Indoctrinating the future political leaders of America as we speak.

thrillhouse · January 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM

Who would sign up to go to school there?

Diomedes · January 19, 2006, 01:57:49 PM

Samki Gado and other religious wackos.

Cerevant · January 19, 2006, 02:25:36 PM

By my calculations, and not including multiple violations, I would have earned 311 reprimands and $3465 in fines...in my sophmore year.

I'm guessing I would have been suspended.

Butchers Bill · January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM

Quote from: thrillhouse on January 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
Who would sign up to go to school there?

LOL!

I had a friend back in HS that went there for a couple years. She didn't seem like the fundi type, but I was wrong. She invited me down for a weekend there (she was a year older so I was still in HS) and I figured what the hell...maybe I'll get laid. I did not know what the school was or who it was run by, I was just hoping to get laid.*

Let me tell you...that is one strange place...and that was 15 years ago that I visited.

*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies.

Sgt PSN · January 19, 2006, 04:09:57 PM

Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM
Quote from: thrillhouse on January 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
Who would sign up to go to school there?

LOL!

I had a friend back in HS that went there for a couple years. She didn't seem like the fundi type, but I was wrong. She invited me down for a weekend there (she was a year older so I was still in HS) and I figured what the hell...maybe I'll get laid. I did not know what the school was or who it was run by, I was just hoping to get laid.* Let me tell you...that is one strange place...and that was 15 years ago that I visited.

*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies.

And 15 years ago the place was probably more strict. YIKES!

rjs246 · January 19, 2006, 04:11:31 PM

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Not sure why, but I laughed at this being something that they would reprimand you for. Way to add insult to injury, iceholes.

Diomedes · January 19, 2006, 04:13:15 PM

I wish my mom had aborted me.

Rome · January 19, 2006, 04:13:52 PM

They probably make exceptions in cases where Falwell rapes young co-ed's, though.

General_Failure · January 19, 2006, 05:53:42 PM

No, they just make you run up and down the steps as punishment. Well, up the steps anyway.

QB Eagles · January 19, 2006, 07:36:57 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2006, 04:13:52 PM
They probably make exceptions in cases where Falwell rapes young co-ed's, though.

C'mon, that's horrible slander, man. Falwell isn't interested in rape. Just piles and piles of money to roll around in.