Tasteless jokes Week IV

[stillupfront]

what do you call a woman with one black eye? a quick learner..

Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snow plow?

A: Give the Bitch a shovel!

What does your wife do when she gets home from her battered spouses meeting?

The farging dishes if she knows what is good for her!

Q: What do the husbands call their wives when they are on the rag?

A: The bitch from hell that wouldn't give it up last night.

A man is walking down the beach when he sees a women with no arms and no legs crying. So he says "why are you crying on such a beautiful day", she says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed". So he gives her a big long kiss on her neck. The next day he's walking down the beach and he sees the same lady crying and says "what are you crying for" and she says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been farged before". So he picks her up and throws her in to the ocean and says "now you're fargED bitch

Q: What's a women doing reading a blank page?

A: Reading her rights.


Wanna hear a joke? -Womens rights.

Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken!

What do you do when the washer quits working? Slap the bitch!

What is worse than a male chauvanist?

A woman who won't do what she is told!

Q: What do you tell a woman
with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You all ready told
her twice.

And my personal favorite

Why is anal sex more satisfying than vaginal sex?

It's warm. It's tight. And it's much more demeaning to women!

[hbionic]

Some of your best work yet!

[General_Failure]

All retreads. We must wait and see if the football gods will accept this meager offer.

[stillupfront]

All retreads. We must wait and see if the football gods will accept this meager offer.

Alright, brand new, I made it up.

Lifelong Democrat Jim McGreevey is thinking of changing parties. He hates Bush, but loves Dick and Colon.

[Don Ho]

You're killing me

[RomeyRome]

 

[tmontana5]

A kindergarden teacher gives her class lifesavers and has them guess the flavor.  She gives them the red ones, they guess that they're cherry, green-lime, yellow-lemon, and so on.  They get them all until she gives them honey flavored lifesavers, the kids are stumpted.  The teacher says, "I'll give you a hint, its what your mom sometimes calls your dad,"  Alls quiet for a few seconds until a little girl spits hers out and screams,"Oh my god, you guys, there a$$holes!!"

[stalker]

Now that is some funny shtein!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Now that is some funny shtein!

It's amazing that you randomly found this thread, despite absolutely not being the same person as stilloncrack.

Amazing, I say.

[stalker]

Now that is some funny shtein!

It's amazing that you randomly found this thread, despite absolutely not being the same person as stilloncrack.

Amazing, I say.

He found it and posted in the general forum.

[stillupfront]

What

[ice grillin you]

rosie odonnel got kicked out of the girl scouts for eating all the brownies

[cj2112]

THREE old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, opened his trench coat and exposed himself.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

And then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, being older and feebler, bless her heart, couldn't reach that far.

[General_Failure]

This tradition has been cancelled.