I drank a bunch of Absinthe last night

[rjs246]

Tasted like shtein but took me from zero to drunk-enough-to-hold-court-and-regail-my-ladyfriend's-friends-
with-stories-of-debauchery-and-other-assorted-nonsense for four hours.

In other words I drank enough to enjoy it and not enough to conversate with my shoe all night.

[General_Failure]

Glad to hear you didn't converse with Converse.

[mussa]

damn ive never had that shtein before.  i hear its almost like tripping.  sounds like BS to me.  please let me know how to get it. 

i had wine last night, scotch, more wine and drank a few bass last night as well.  smoked a nice cigar too. 

[rjs246]

Glad to hear you didn't converse with Converse.

That.
Was.
AWEFUL.

[mussa]

worst joke of the year. 

[rjs246]

damn ive never had that shtein before.  i hear its almost like tripping.  sounds like BS to me.  please let me know how to get it. 

You can order it online. If you drink enough of it (and that's a fairly significant amount) you will trip. It's made with wormwood which is hallucinagenic. The thing it that its usually made with grain alcohol so long before you can ingest enough to trip you're falling over drunk, throwing up, or passed out.  Drinking it in moderation, however, feels like being drunk with a nice clear, social high to boot. Good stuff.

[mussa]

hangover much from it?

[rjs246]

hangover much from it?

Hangover LOTS from it. I seem to have avoided that cruel fate today, however.

[Diomedes]

I've had absinthe and it doesn't impress me.  It isn't worth the high.

[rjs246]

I've had absinthe and it doesn't impress me.  It isn't worth the high.

Fascinating.

[Diomedes]

Aw, did I hurt your feelings?

[rjs246]

Not at all. I'm genuinely interested in your oppinion.

[MDS]

did you just shoot down rjs bragging about himself even though he did something that nobody else cares about or is even the least bit impressed with? what is the matter with you? have you any sanity. this is rjs. come on.

[rjs246]

I am bragging. I feel like I'm that much more awesomer because I drank absinthe. Further, I have lots of feelings about absinthe so please try not to say mean things about it because I will probably cry.

Thanks!

[mussa]

did you just shoot down rjs bragging about himself even though he did that nobody else cares about or is even the least bit impressed with? what is the matter with you? have you any sanity. this is rjs. come on.

translation please?