I LOVE Non-Smokers

[phattymatty]

You smokers are really missing the point.
Every smoker I know has LOVED the non-smoking ordinance because it gives them an opportunity to step outside and make time with the smoker chicks without having the presence of the healthy, non-tubercular people who don't smoke in their way.

Amen, I smoke a lot.  when it's nice outside I love going out 3-4 times a day to smoke and shoot the shtein with the smoker chicks.  Co-workers sometimes get jealous that I know the girls from other companies in the building and they don't.

Now that it's butt-ass cold outside they started a smoking lounge in the parking garage, and I can already tell it won't last that long.  I've received dirty looks from numerous people walking to their cars.  I would tell them to eat it if I knew that they didn't work for my company.

[Mad-Lad]

Mad-Lad: that sucks. It's just a city ordinance, correct? If it's a state law, I have a letter writing campaign to begin.

City ordinance.  You'll be ok out in burb-ville.

[Diomedes]

City ordinance. You'll be ok out in burb-ville.

No, you won't.  They're coming for you, too.  Sooner than later.

[Tomahawk]

I'm way outside of the suburbs of Chicago, in Peoria, IL so I feel safe from the rascist non-smokers.

[Diomedes]

I'll try not to say 'I told you so' when you revive this thread in 9 months, crying about the witch hunt in Peoria.

[Sgt PSN]

Yep, it's only a matter of time before The Man gets you too T-hawk. 

[QB Eagles]

In news related to a different kind of smoking, it looks like the Grinch stole Christmas.

[Sgt PSN]

Now Mr. Nice Guy is the top dealer in NY.  Sweet! 

[General_Failure]

He'd be a much richer dealer if he'd stop giving his girl all those pearl necklaces.

[Diomedes]

In news related to a different kind of smoking, it looks like the Grinch stole Christmas.

The cops are so far behind, it's ridiculous.  I know two delivery "companies" that have been operating for more than ten years.  And my dealer has been in the business for at least four. 

I'm on my way to score now, actually.  Haven't found a delivery service that caters to the North Bronx yet.  Besides, those guys are shtein.  $50 for 2.2 grams is ludicrous.

[Sgt PSN]

He'd be a much richer dealer if he'd stop giving his girl all those pearl necklaces.

You have smoked yourself retarded. 

[rjs246]

He'd be a much richer dealer if he'd stop giving his girl all those pearl necklaces.

I thought you were all sobery and whatnot. Never would have expected this quote from you...

[General_Failure]

I also watched Mr Show. You don't have to be high to watch stoner shows and movies. You only have to be high to watch lava lamps for hours.

[rjs246]

Please just reread this thread. All of you. It rules.

[SunMo]

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