2005 Post of the Year & Thread of the Year Awards - Nominations

[Wingspan]

I dont know if this as been done before...but let this be the nerdiest thing I have ever done here. Let's break it down to three categories:

"Eagles"
To have been posted originally in the Eagles Talk forum.

"Sports in General"
To have been posted in any other sports thread in any forum besides the Eagles talk thread.

"General"
I dont think i need to explain this, but basically any thread us idiots started (like this one) that have nothing to do with sports.

Instant nominations
I will do a search for the words "Post of the Year" those are instantly nominated.

Other Nominations
Find a post, nominate it, it's simple. after there are enough nominations, I'll put together another polling thread.


Thread of the Year
2 categories
Eagles
Everything Else

nominate away....

*All nominees must have been posted from 1/1/05 to 12/31/05

[Wingspan]

Instant Post of the Year Nominations

Eagles Forum

all we would have had were a bunch of players with bullet holes in their feet

Posted By:Sun Mo
Nominated By FFatPatt

Eagles Forum

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Posted By:IGY
Nominated By DemonchildrenonTurf

General

Earlier Friday, a House committee subpoenaed the brain-damaged woman to appear before Congress next week, and Schiavo's family was "hopeful" the brain-damaged woman would make that appearance in Washington, an attorney for her parents said Friday.

I'm sure her "testimony" will be riveting.

It would go a little something like this ...

Posted By:General Failure
Nominated By MURP

Eagles Forum

If the IQ level here matches that of the Eagles, I'm not worried at all

To that, sir, I only have one thing to say.

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Posted By:QB Eagles
Nominated By General Failure


General

Some tree huggers try and tell ya that spiders are good, they eat bugs, don't kill em. Farg that. Nothing sucks more than walking into a web you didn't see and freakin out imagining the little critter is on ya somewhere. My common test for bugs, fish, pets, etc, is simple. If they were as big as you are, would they eat you? Spiders would wrap you up and slowly suck the blood from your veins, leading you to a painful, slow, and semi concious end. You must kill it. (BTW, most all dogs pass this test, cats on the other hand do not.)

The sucker you saw in the bedroom is probably not alone. He or she has comer inside to provide a stable environ for hatching eggs, which may number in the hundreds. Right now her appetite is ravenous, and she is probably overly protective and agressive. If she has not tucked her youngins in the far corners of your sheets already, you are lucky. At night she will most likely be drawn to the moist warmth of your breath escaping. Don't be suprised if you open your eyes to find her hovering over you from the ceiling. Just keep your mouth shut while sleeping and you'll be fine.

Posted By:Reid Me
Nominated By Diomedes

General Forum

post the year

Posted By:Yeti
Nominated By PG, i think

Other Sports

Dio's tally of hbionic's attempt to get an inflatable needle

Posted By:Diomedes
Nominated By MURP

General

Getting married to the best guy ever

Didnt kill myself in 2005... yet.

I think this is hilarious. 

Posted By:hbionic
Nominated By SD Eagle and Wingspan

Eagles Forum

Who Farted Captions

Posted By: General Failure
Nominated By General Failure (who else?)

(Eagles):

I was just listening to WFAN out of NYhey are devoting ole show to how we are by far the wost manneans of any major sport.  I think we shd stop fighting it and be proud of our title. It is a battle we wver win.

Nominated by QB Eagles



Thread of the Year Nominee
I Hate Non Smokers by Tomohawk
Nominated by Murp

*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread posted by Jerome99RIP
Nominated by FFATPATT

Grouphug posted by rjs246
Nominated by FFATPATT

(Eagles forum): This is It. All Out War. posted by ILLEAGLE
nominated by QB Eagles

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The posts by Sun Mo, IGY, and Dio are the best by far.  The "Grouphug" thread should probably be nominated.

[Father Demon]

I like the Sun Mo post a bunch.  Laughed out loud when I read it.

I aslo think IGY's quote should be a lock, because it was the most logical thing he's ever said on this board.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Jessica Alba appreciation thread, and, of course, this gem should be up for TotY.

[MDS]

poster of the year? i nominate truck rathman.

[hbionic]

Avatar of the year as well.

There are plenty of good ones....but I always liked QB Eagles Tecmo Bowl avatar (before he changed it).

QB Eagles.....my nomination.

[mussa]

I persoanlly think IGY's dancing jean claude van damme avatar was the shtein!

[QB Eagles]

Thread of the year (Eagles forum): This is It. All Out War.

Post of the year (General):

"Gibbs is back, man. He's totally cleaning house and bringing in Gibbs players to compliment his CoreSkins. We're gonna be rad this year. Hells yeah, up high big guy!"

Post of the year (Eagles):

I was just listening to WFAN out of NYhey are devoting ole show to how we are by far the wost manneans of any major sport.  I think we shd stop fighting it and be proud of our title. It is a battle we wver win.

[General_Failure]

I shall nominate my own post, because you jerks don't know funny when you see it. For the Eagles category ...

"Who farted?"

[Diomedes]

I missed that.

We need to have a couple votes each for these upcoming polls.  It will make the voting much more interesting if everyone can pick two or three to support. 

[hbionic]

Big Brother, you are sucking thy own dic.k. This is a violation of the nomination rules. And I'm jealous you can do that. 

[mussa]

im thinking a yeti post needs to be dug up...there were some classic threads that he started that went waaaay out there.  im just too lazy to look. 

[General_Failure]

And I'm jealous you can do that. 

I'm not very flexible, if you catch my drift.

[Diomedes]

This is a violation of the nomination rules.

I don't see anything in this thread that prohibits people from nominating themselves.  Much less anything about the landlord being restricted from doing anything at all.  Raw egalitarianism has it's drawbacks, afterall.