If you could have lived someone else's life...who would you choose?

[Zanshin]

IGY, are you saying that instead of partying all year and having unlimited amounts of hot poon tang... that you would rather be designing my little pony in a magical castle?

Secretly, he wants to be Joe Banner.

[Sgt PSN]

I would want to be the guy who took Madonna's virginity.  That guy's got mad bragging rights. 

[Zanshin]

I would want to be the guy who took Madonna's virginity. That guy's got mad bragging rights.

Nah...doesn't seem like her dad had that great of a life.

[ice grillin you]

IGY, are you saying that instead of partying all year and having unlimited amounts of hot poon tang... that you would rather be designing my little pony in a magical castle?

in a word......yes

[Sgt PSN]

I would want to be the guy who took Madonna's virginity. That guy's got mad bragging rights.

Nah...doesn't seem like her dad had that great of a life.

  Doesn't matter about the quality of life.  Just being able to say that you were the first person to go where everyone else has gone since then would be absolutely glorious.  Untainted Madonna snatch would be awesome. 

[General_Failure]

How's that custody battle going for ya?

[mussa]

i much rather shag the much older, much more experienced and hotter madonna of now.  even if i can't feel anything while im inside of her. 

[General_Failure]

You'll feel it later when you try to pee.

[Tomahawk]

You'll feel it later when you try to pee.

Frank Zappa wrote a song about that.

[ice grillin you]

so did ice cube

[henchmanUK]

i much rather shag the much older, much more experienced and hotter madonna of now.  even if i can't feel anything while im inside of her. 

Thank you Dennis Rodman for the best quote in any autobiography in literary history.

She was no acrobat - but she was no dead fish either.

[hbionic]

Hugh Hefner did come as a rather obvious choice. What if he ends up dying in a car accident(the ones where you're still alive but your body is scattered all over the highway) or dies in a fire(not of smoke inhilation...but of burns).....is all that poon worth it knowing what type of death is coming?

[General_Failure]

Lord Byron. Seems like a good choice to me. I think there was a horrible death at the end, but he had a good life.

[Rome]

Satan.

[rjs246]

Satan.

Can you even imagine the filthy sex he's having with the sinning sluts that get tossed into his lair? Fire boner for days.