Cage match

[Diomedes]

I am in. Just name the time and place you pinko commie cork sucker.

  Internet tough guy!

[stillupfront]

That's right!! I am an internet animal. I wants duke it out. Anytime you are ready.

[hbionic]

You guys are the wost manneans.

[Tomahawk]

I'd like to fight all of you at the same time. Jerks.

[Mad-Lad]

I'm sensing a CF Fight Club forming.  Oops, not supposed to talk about  that stuff.

I'll fight Koy for his malt liquor.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You guys are the wost manneans.

No, we HAVE the wost manneans.  I think.

[General_Failure]

I think you mean you mannean the worst.

[NGM]

Lad vs. Ed.  That would be some serious internet shtein right there.

Edit: Avenger vs. Monster vs. TOisGod vs. WestisGod et al.

[hbionic]

Since its a cage match, I'm assuming weapons are allowed, right?

What would be everyone's weapon of choice?

I'm guess it would go a little like this:

rjs- Molotov Cocktail,
Big Brother- Two 20 sided die,
NB- A Bible,
Sarge- One Super-X-tra Large, uncircumsized, double donkey dildo w/balls,
MDS- His Herpes,
PG- Her sarcasm,
Zanshin- His Zen,
Satoshi- The Bird Flu,
Joel- The Constitution,
Stillupfront- A bull dyke,
Susquehanna- A keyboard
MURP- An Iron Fist
Demon- A Giant Tongue
Phantic- A Heater,
T-Hawk- His Mangina,
Don Ho- A Gun (You thought Lai),
FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname,
Fansince'64- A Library Card,
Dio- His Patriotism,

Just to name a few of you clowns...fill in the rest....

[General_Failure]

I demand that I get to use my regular weapon.

[Sgt PSN]

Sarge v. Heterosexuality- Throw away match. Even Sage knows he can't win.

You're right.  I can't win that one.  Heterosexuality rules me.  Thanks for clearing that up for everyone. 

[NGM]

NGM-His random trolling posts...and Dio's muffin ass.
Larry- Cable
Mussa-Actual logic
IGY- Ebonics
WestisGod- Howard Eskin
MURP- Josh Parryesque blocking ability*
GF- Peter Panish resistance to growing up and cartoon allusions
MDS- yamaka

[stillupfront]

Since its a cage match, I'm assuming weapons are allowed, right?

What would be everyone's weapon of choice?

I'm guess it would go a little like this:

rjs- Molotov Cocktail,
Big Brother- Two 20 sided die,
NB- A Bible,
Sarge- One Super-X-tra Large, uncircumsized, double donkey dildo w/balls,
MDS- His Herpes,
PG- Her sarcasm,
Zanshin- His Zen,
Satoshi- The Bird Flu,
Joel- The Constitution,
Stillupfront- A bull dyke,
Susquehanna- A keyboard
MURP- An Iron Fist
Demon- A Giant Tongue
Phantic- A Heater,
T-Hawk- His Mangina,
Don Ho- A Gun (You thought Lai),
FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname,
Fansince'64- A Library Card,
Dio- His Patriotism,

Just to name a few of you clowns...fill in the rest....

I need nothin to pimp slap that commie bastich.

[mussa]

im smarter teh u think...i would have a cinderblock...and i would have to fight yeti for his wife. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname

I won't need one for a while.  Mike Patterson will re-prove tonight just how much of a stud he is.