*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

Started by Rome, August 03, 2005, 09:35:20 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#90
November 01, 2005, 05:29:01 PM
Long time Shop-at-home pitchman Don West speaks out about Alba's ass

MDS

#91
November 01, 2005, 05:31:07 PM
bringing back the don? gem mint ten.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#92
November 01, 2005, 05:48:07 PM
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#93
November 01, 2005, 07:00:14 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 01, 2005, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.

If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.

Well, everyone but Jessica.....

Not true! After a week or so I'll bet she'd hardly even notice.

Like she'd notice in the first place.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

#94
November 01, 2005, 07:03:48 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 07:00:14 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 01, 2005, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 04:37:45 PM
Alba just told me you lost privileges with that comment.

If I had backdoor Alba priviledges in the first place do you think I would spend a single solitary second on this site? None of you would ever hear from me again. And we'd all be better for it.

Well, everyone but Jessica.....

Not true! After a week or so I'll bet she'd hardly even notice.

Like she'd notice in the first place.

She wouldn't be able to not hear him barking. 

Phanatic

#95
November 01, 2005, 10:27:26 PM
There isn't enough Jessica in this thread...
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Father Demon

#96
November 04, 2005, 05:59:18 PM
Jessica likes porn

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Can 'Sin City' babe Jessica Alba any hotter?  The striking beauty is already many a man's fantasy and now it is being reported that she doesn't mid indulging in a little fantasy herself.

The 'Into the Blue' bikini clad beauty reportedly stepped out and grabbed a couple of XXX videos from Red Hot Video in Hollywood, according to the American tabloid, "The National Enquirer."

The magazine cites a source that works in the store and "The Bosh" dishes the dirt:

If all you horny guys out there didn't think Miss Alba could get any better, she just did.

The National Enquirer reports that Jessica loves watching a good porn flick and isn't afraid to rent it herself.

According to a source at Red Hot Video in Hollywood, Jessica recently left the store with a handful of fetish films. Titles included Fetish Factor 2, Neo Pornographia, Latex and Fetish Island, a spanking video.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MDS

#97
November 04, 2005, 06:30:02 PM
i want to drill her
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

#98
November 04, 2005, 06:51:47 PM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MURP

#99
November 04, 2005, 11:06:36 PM
QuoteThe National Enquirer.

what a trusted source.   :deion

Father Demon

#100
November 04, 2005, 11:15:51 PM
Don't spoil it.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

#101
November 05, 2005, 12:25:10 PM
I just came. Thrice.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#102
November 07, 2005, 11:37:36 PM
QuoteThe scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."

Quote"I'm going to have to face that when a big director who I really respect has an amazing story, it might be necessary to do a nude scene. But I probably couldn't sleep well at night being naked in anything. My father would lose his mind."

serenity now
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mussa

#103
December 01, 2005, 02:43:51 PM Last Edit: December 01, 2005, 02:52:38 PM by mussa
your all gonna love me after clicking this link

get out the tissues

click her pic and then click the link below her pic...go to the bottom.....

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#104
December 01, 2005, 03:56:22 PM
Speaking of which, this thread should definitely be nominated for thread of the year.
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