taterskins

[rjs246]

Yawn.

[MDS]

boo. anytime someone makes fun of me i yawn or say wah wah. im a bitch.

[rjs246]

If anyone could possibly think of something original to say I would acknowledge it. But since everyone's favorite joke here is the one they've repeated over and over and over and over and over and over again, it gets a yawn. Even your dumb ass can recognize that, can't you?  No probably not. Too busy getting your panties in a wad over the fact that I don't like baseball. Give it up, smart stuff.

[General_Failure]

Calm down Art.

[rjs246]

Calm down Art.

At least that was a slight variation on the theme. Still completely unorginal since everyone here is also obsessed with Art, but a variation none the less. Christ.

[General_Failure]

Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.

[MDS]

yawn

[rjs246]

Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.

Fine

[General_Failure]

Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.

Fine

Horay for originality!

[rjs246]

Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.

Fine

Horay for originality!

If people enjoy 'your mom' or 'hbionic is gay' jokes more than a shot of Jessica Alba's ass, then I clearly cannot relate to the average CFer.

AND further to the point... you are more or less poking fun at my hammed-up obsession with Jessica Alba. I, on the other hand am making fun of everyone's obsession with making 1974 'your mom' jokes, 1983 'you're gay' jokes, 'hbionic likes eating cock because he's never slept with anyone' jokes and jokes about some fat sweaty taterskins fan who can't get enough Gibbs juice.

I ask you, what is more entertaining? Telling someone they're gay for the thirysix thousandth time? Or the occasional shot of a hot starlette's barely-clad ass-lobes?

[General_Failure]

Your mom takes up less room than Alba-ass. Which is surprising, really.

[rjs246]

Meh, I edited my last post. This thread has become idiotic, shockingly. farg the taterskins.

[Sgt PSN]

I love this thread. 

[Tomahawk]

More than rjs loves the taterskins?

[shorebird]

easily the worst fans in the history of sports

Why in the world would you talk about yourself like that, skinslover?

I hate the taterskins because of Joe Thiesman, (changed in college from theeeesman to rhyme with Hiesman) and his loud ass know in all mouth that constantly talks and says nothing. He considers himself to be so friggen' great, when my grandmother could have quarterbacked those teams with the talent Gibbs put around him. To hear him talk he knows everything about the game and was this great qb who carried his team, when most of the time he was handing off to John Riggens running behind Joe Jacoby. I knew when he broke his leg that someone would hire that mouth, and we'd never hear the end of him. Makes me sick everytime I hear his voice.

I can't stand them because of the holier than thow Joe Gibbs, who was so revered by the press they talked of the upstanding players he had and how he would never put up with bad people, when he had guys like cokehead Dexter Manley playing for him, who went through High School and College and couldn't even farging read the print on his contracts. Gibbs got what he could from him and tossed him to the illiterate curb.

I hate them because of dumbasses like Sonny Jergenson and Billy Kilmer, who's radio telecast are so friggen' homeristic that it makes any other teams fans want to puke.

I can't stand them because of thier fans who think they will win the Superbowl every year because, after all, we are the taterskins!!