taterskins

[rjs246]

I hate the taterskins. There are a million reasons, but I'll vent two of them here. Feel free to add your own favorites.

1. I moved to the DC area the year they beat the Broncos in the SB. My family moved in the middle of the winter and therefore the middle of football season. I was young, raised an Eagles fan and didn't want to move to a new city where I didn't know anyone. I rooted HARD against them in the playoffs and superbowl out of spite and spite alone. They won. Hate was born.

2. Their fans. I have never ever ever encountered a more delusional group of people in my life. Living down there was actually fun the past few years because I knew that twice a year I would get to laugh my ass off at the DTC-like jackasses who could never seem to accept just how bad their team really was. It's enfuriating and yet satisfying at the same time... as long as their football team is bad. If and when their team becomes good again, I will be very happy that I'm not surrounded by Skins fans.

I love and hate taterskins/Eagles week. Even when we are leaps and bounds better I get the creeping crawling uneasy feeling. What if we lose. Those farging shteinbags will think their team is good. They'll think they have a shot at doing something, anything, with their season. It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. This week is no different. I don't even want to talk shtein about the game. I just want to sit and stew over how much I farging hate that franchise.

Over.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No matter the time of day, it's better than 50/50 that right now, Art is fellating Joe Gibbs.  Literally.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I hate the taterskins because of their fans. Never lived in DC but the homerism of their fanbase caused me to hate them worse than Dallas. And I lived amongst Cowboys fans for 10 years.

The Skins have ZERO pass rush. Daniels, Boschetti, Salavea, Griffin (although a solid run defender) and the other misfits on that DL suck.

So we know that Greggggggggggggg Williams is going to blitz  to get pressure. Let's hope Reid can pull his head out and run the ball to neutralize the blitz. And let's hope that Donny Mac can have enough time and space to step up in the pocket and get the ball to the WRs and beat the blitz.

Huge game on Sunday. Too fargin bad we have to hear Mr. Excitement, Joey Leg and "Watch His Feet x5" for 3 hours.

[ice grillin you]

easily the worst fans in the history of sports

i hate the skins more than my sons mother and thats saying something

[WEST is GOD]

If we lose this game, I don't know what I'll do because I'm not a drinker.

Maybe I'll just break things.

[rjs246]

If we lose this game, I don't know what I'll do because I'm not a drinker.

Are you telling me that you've reached this level of stupidity without the aid of alcohol? Jesus, I just assumed you had had a few booze-induced strokes or a serious slip and fall at the very least.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i hate the skins more than my sons mother and thats saying something

Not really, because you liked her enough to stuff her cheerio with snausage at one point in time.

[ice grillin you]

Not really, because you liked her enough to stuff her cheerio with snausage at one point in time.

yeah and leaving the theater i said that bridges of madison county wasnt that bad

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Liar.  You own the DVD and watch it all the time.

[SunMo]

don't farg around with The Bridges yo

[Dillen]

I dont like the taterskins because Doug Williams was a black quarterback who won the SB for them. I never want a black QB to win anything every again, and become Rush Limbaugh's sidekick.

[General_Failure]

Are black QBs lining up to become Rush's sidekick?

[MDS]

Intelogint insite: We really need to win this game. It becomes even more important that its against the taterskins.

[Rome]

Does anything else really need to be said about these social misfits?

I mean, just look at them.

Good God.

[SunMo]

Does anything else really need to be said about these social misfits?

I mean, just look at them.

Good God.

in all fairness, if one of them was here, they could just post a picture of the trashman and "Birdman" and smash us right back.