Dr. Douche's Power Rankings

[Tomahawk]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/dr_z/10/25/ranks.week7/index.html

I only post this because his description of the Giants is funny (ha ha funny; not Jeff Garcia funny):

New York Giants (4-2)
My favorite quote coming out of the inspirational Denver victory is from Tiki Barber. "Elisha was phenomenal." I didn't even know that was Eli Manning's first name. Educational quotes are always the best. 

[General_Failure]

So basically, while moving the Eagles up a spot, he spends an entire paragraph nitckpicking them.

[Wingspan]

So basically, while moving the Eagles up a spot, he spends an entire paragraph nitckpicking them.

thats kinda like here.

[rjs246]

Z might finally be losing it to the point where he'll get fired and die of Alzheimers within a week of each other.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Miami Dolphins (2-4)
A year ago they gave Philadelphia a No. 2 for QB A.J. Feeley. Two weeks ago they traded Feeley and a No. 6 to San Diego for QB Cleo Lemon. This is what is known as franchise building.

That one's pretty good too.

[ice grillin you]

hes no norman chad

[MDS]

he sucks