Eagles sign Cortez release France

Started by WEST is GOD, October 25, 2005, 04:43:32 PM

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Don Ho

Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

Go for 2 all the time.

More passing plays for Reid.

JTrotter Fan

Maybe they would get good at it...they could surprise everyone by running it in.  Westbrook would love that.
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General_Failure

Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

Hmmmmmm...something tells me you would just like me to do that anyway. :sly

Only one way to really find out.

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SD_Eagle5

WTF with this move?   ???

Losing weight = Losing Brain Cells

That's the only explanation.  :boom

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I'd rather have L.J. Smith squeeze footballs out of his arms and fumble them through the goal posts than have Cortez.

lololol


for me the worst part of this move is not cortez kicking field goals...cause as pg said i cant imagine cortez kicking any...but that they are rushing akers back...they already made an error in putting him in when he shouldnt have been once
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I agree with PG. I don't think we'll see Cortez kicking field goals. If that is indeed the case, it's not a bad move.

General_Failure

I can see him kicking them. Right after Akers pulls another Kerrigan.

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PhillyandBCEagles

I don't get this at all.  France isn't Akers but he's a solid kicker.  Cortez blows.  This sucks.

Cut Reid

Larry



Thank you Mr. Reid for signing someone to keep the haters off me.  :-D
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General_Failure

There's still enough hate in my heart for the Mighty Mormon Power Ranger. And Trotter. And Pinkston. And Parry/MURP. And any linebacker with more than three syllables in his last name.

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Susquehanna Birder

This is totally baffling. Jose Cortez totally sucks the big one...and he always has. Biff has to be busting a gut laughing at this one.

General_Failure

The answer to the "which XFLer will be cut next" question better fargin' be "Cortez again."

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Feva

I keep looking for ESPN's bottom line to say "Eagles K David Akers expected to play Sunday @ Denver".

This move makes absolutely NO sense otherwise.  Hell, even if it did... why GIFTWRAP a quality K and send it to your most hated farging rival?!  ???
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