Akers back this week or next?

rjs246 · October 25, 2005, 12:01:49 PM

I agree with everything everyone is agreeing with too.

General_Failure · October 25, 2005, 12:02:24 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 11:46:55 AM
I think he tore the lining in his vagina.

Our little kicker is growing up. Let's go kill the bastich that did it to him.

WEST is GOD · October 25, 2005, 04:29:59 PM

Howard said Eagles have interest in Cortez.

Because they want one kicker for kickoffs and one for FGs which will be Akers obviously.

and I agree that the Eagles definitely need two kickers on the roster. We can't go through the Raiders fiasco again.

General_Failure · October 25, 2005, 04:31:15 PM

Howard is a farging retard.

PhillyPhreak54 · October 25, 2005, 04:33:58 PM

If they bring in Cortez...I'll...I'll...well, I don't know what I'd do. But I'd do something.

France's k/o's looked better on Sunday.

Tomahawk · October 25, 2005, 04:36:40 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
If they bring in Cortez...I'll...I'll...well, I don't know what I'd do. But I'd do something.

If you're open to opinions, I humbly suggest you burn T.O. Then kick rjs. Then pee on his dog.

WEST is GOD · October 25, 2005, 04:37:02 PM

Yea, I don't want Cortez either. He is absolutely awful. He blows so many easy FGs. I remember one when he was on the Niners. I think it was against the Raiders but I can't remember. He blew a key easy FG at the end.

General_Failure · October 25, 2005, 04:37:12 PM

And love his taterskins ladyfriend.

ice grillin you · October 25, 2005, 04:39:27 PM

yeah when you struggle to make 20 yarders its time to hang it up...i mean you already have franz on board...unless you can find someone who is clearly better than he why do it...and cortez is not clearly better than franz

WEST is GOD · October 25, 2005, 04:40:25 PM

Howard was saying they might just use Cortez for kickoffs. I don't even thinks hes all that better than France at kickoffs if at all.

PhillyPhreak54 · October 25, 2005, 04:50:43 PM

He was a "kickoff specialist" in Minny last year.

Why not bring in the idiot midget Martin Gramatica? They're both the same...sorry ass kickers.

And this means Akers is ready to come back. It's got to mean that. Because having that loser ass ex-XFL ex-roofer on this team to kick FGs is a goddamn joke.

Hey Joser...call up Pat Ryan. he'll give you some killer roofing tips.

ice grillin you · October 25, 2005, 05:08:55 PM

mmmmmm roofies...i always say if you wanna hit the poopies bust out the roofies

PhillyPhreak54 · October 25, 2005, 05:12:03 PM

Janikowski knows all about roofies....and GHB.

BigEd76 · October 25, 2005, 05:13:56 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
If they bring in Cortez...I'll...I'll...well, I don't know what I'd do. But I'd do something.

Drink beer?

PhillyPhreak54 · October 25, 2005, 05:17:32 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
If they bring in Cortez...I'll...I'll...well, I don't know what I'd do. But I'd do something.

Drink beer?

Damn good idea, Ed. Damn good idea.

Be right back.