Brandon Lloyd's Rap Single

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Mood
Feat. Rashaun Woods

[Chorus – Rashaun Woods]
I walked on the field, got two sprains
And my plane arrivin' late (uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!)
So I had to did, what I had to did
Cause I had to get (duh-ough! duh-ough! duh-ough!)
I'm up all night, getting my money right
Until I missed my flight (ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho!)
Now the pass is coming slow, but a least I now know
Slow motion better than (no-oh! no-oh! no-oh! *DUCK*)

[Verse - Lloyd]
You love to hear the story, again and again
About these young receivas, who don't give a crap
Like chips and dip, we get mixed with lip
Don't knock the hustle, sit and grin, don't hit the gym
Y'all know the Mosses and the talks with Costas
Heartless females on the field, bunch of lost stiffs
Caught the off pass with Jeff in and hop-steppin'
Now our line's collide wit' em, a system that hides vision
We givin' in, I ain't in the fast lane pivotin'
Nor do I block when Barlow isn't in
On the rock, Barlow's soft like moss wet and dead
I'm gon' block...or not, you can feel it, Uwaezoque lives again
I'd block OK if a man, but no way, I'm not gon' play and risk my neck
Smiles' bright, it seems like my Bryan Scott's listenin'
Call my man T.O., cuz I turned around and spit on him
He trying to stay straight, the contract offendin' him

[Chorus – Rashaun Woods]
I walked on the field, got two sprains
And my plane arrivin' late (uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!)
So I had to did, what I had to did
Cause I had to get (duh-ough! duh-ough! duh-ough!)
I'm up all night, getting my money right
Until I missed my flight (ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho!)
Now the pass is coming slow, but a least I know
Slow motion better than (no-oh! no-oh! no-oh! *DUCK*)

[Verse - Lloyd]
It's all in the hands, like ****ion
We can still beat the Saints cuz of evacuation
Whether on ball courts, we both stalwarts
We never fall short, wit us it's catch and done
Some plays, neva run, the days of the Terrell is over for
Cats is slower than BigPlayBarlow, myself I go toe to toe
Wondering if it's for the art or for the doe
Though I know to go over the—no, F the sco' (score)
Though I know the throw I got to duck below
Markers on the sidelines for me to hide behind
Rat gettin' more criticisms, pointing to my mind, defense he light up
Blame my o-line, holding the right up
Dream of light-years for the years to get brighter
Situations, and jobs get tighter
My man trying to get his weight and height up, c'mon!

[Chorus]

[Bridge – Rashaun Woods]
I - I know I could make it right
If I could just make my flight
But I can't run away or learn the plays
You can't count on me
I - no I can't let it ride
No no not tonight
See I can't run away or learn the plays
You can't count on me

What the hell?

[MDS]

40 Bars by Allen Iverson < Jimmy Rollins stupid rap< That pile of shtein

[Sgt PSN]

I never thought I'd say this but I think Brandon Lloyd is a prime candidate for the Juan Pierre School of Rap. 

[WEST is GOD]

40 bars was the best.

[MURP]

ha.  someone has to find that mp3.

[General_Failure]

The rap Bob Odenkirk did on Mr Show is better than that.

Rap! Rap! Rappity rap rap!

[QB Eagles]

They'll never beat the best.

[Reidme]

They'll never beat the best.

They came out with that song during the regular season, nothing more bad azz than talking shtein and backing it up.

SuperBowl Shuffle

Chorus
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Walter Payton
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle

(Repeat Chorus)

Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)

Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.

William Perry
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)


40 Bars

For the year 2G the rap game change for one name
Jewelz aim to slain anything on this plane
Remains are found when the best kept secret get heated
You went platinum wit a ghost writer,
so in the game you won you cheated
My slang bang when you need it
You man enuff to pull a gun be man enuff to squeeze it
(*gunshots*) Die if you don't believe it
Anything to do wit millions I'ma be wit it
Hats off to the hardcore stillupfront's momz farg the rest
In my guess y'all useless, just talkin music
Never mistake me for a fake MC
You got the wrong idea stillupfront's mom I'm CT fool
Get murdered in a second in the first degree
Come to me wit flag tendacies
You'll be sleepin where the maggots be
Ain't nuthin kinda used to beef actually
but when it's on I raise first automatically
Won't catch me as a victim and a rap casualty
Dynasty Raiders hit VA in the summertime
Ten Bentleys in one line
Gats in each hand, twin 45's in mines
Snipers hittin stillupfront's momz long distance for a rate
Sons and daughters, one order you'll be floatin in water
Bad news home of the Dynasty Raiders
One luv to the ol school stillupfront's momz
They in the jail tryin to raise us
Even the ones that tried to blaze us
but couldn't even graze us
See dem bitch azz stillupfront's momz y'all killin don't amaze us
Y'all slobbin I'm spittin wit a mouf full of rage
(DIS MY stillupfront's mom JEWELS REPRESENTIN BAD NEWS
YO MY HOMIE SAY DAT shtein)
Everybody stay fly get money kill and farg bitches
I'm hittin anything in plain view for my riches
VA's finest fillin up ditches, when stillupfront's momz turn to bitches
die for zero digits; I'ma giant yall midgets
I know killaz that kill for a fee
that'll kill yo' ass for free, believe me
How you wanna die fast or slowly?
Fast as a rolie, slow as a rolie polie
I bought yo shtein it was weak, trashed it now you owe me
All the hardcore stillupfront's moms know me
I aint knockin, I'm jus gon' bust up in the motherfarger
Takin anything that's rightfully mines
Lust, AKs, rifles, and nines
Physique crew, thick designs
wit jewels that shine all the time
Ain't nuthin sweet about this rate of mystique
Got stillupfront's moms while you eat shtein sleep and beat yo meat
die reachin fo heat, leave you leakin in da street
stillupfront's moms screamin he was a good boy ever since he was born
but farg it he gon life must go on stillupfront's moms don't live that long
but hoes in wigs stillupfront's moms that think they head strong
got stillupfront's moms hollerin Jewelz dead wrong on this song
THIS TYPE OF MURDA DONT NEED NO HOOK
JUST FORTY fargIN BARS FROM DA MOUF OF A CROOK!
YO!!



Both of those are classics compared to Lloyd's. I heard him on TV cutting that, and without the music, he sounded like crap, he knew it, and asked them to turn up the track while the cameras were rolling. He sucked ... and makes little sense.

[mussa]

thats horrible.  im white and i could write a better rap song than that.  hell i could freestyle better than that