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Started by MURP, September 15, 2005, 06:03:35 PM

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MDS

#60
September 17, 2005, 06:35:43 PM
Don't make excuses
For your total lack of humor skills
Just face it. You suck.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Beermonkey

#61
September 17, 2005, 06:36:56 PM
San Fran once again
Better Niners in 02
A loss to Feeley

rjs246

#62
September 17, 2005, 06:37:15 PM
I'm sure everyone
Agrees with you. I always hear
How unfunny I am.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

#63
September 17, 2005, 06:39:04 PM
Keep this ish going
We all love Haiku battles
Or are we just bored?
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

General_Failure

#64
September 17, 2005, 06:39:28 PM
This is gayest thing
I have seen since Chuggie
auto-fellated

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

#65
September 17, 2005, 06:46:46 PM
Fine.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

QB Eagles

#66
September 17, 2005, 07:48:18 PM
Autofellatio's not gay. :paranoid

FreakisaKearseWord

#67
September 17, 2005, 11:25:29 PM
The Niners suck ass
They really really suck ass
Yes, indeed they do
OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF #90 DARREN HOWARD

PoopyfaceMcGee

#68
September 17, 2005, 11:49:02 PM
I shouldn't have to
Gauge my eyes out with a spoon
After Sunday's game

Feva

#69
September 18, 2005, 04:42:07 PM
Eagles beat dat ass
Oh yes, they did beat that ass
Forty-two to three
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

shorebird

#70
September 18, 2005, 09:29:31 PM
Fourty two to three
McNabb lay the smacketh down
Niners fans blow me

Crabjuice

#71
September 18, 2005, 09:36:56 PM
Damn, that chaps my ass
Rattay is a farging whore
I hope he implodes

Sgt PSN

#72
September 18, 2005, 09:44:31 PM
No Sunday Night Crew
Gabbing like a bunch of girls
My ears are at peace

henchmanUK

#73
September 19, 2005, 07:05:12 AM
Quote from: Crabjuice on September 18, 2005, 09:36:56 PM
Damn, that chaps my ass
Rattay is a farging whore
I hope he implodes

:-D :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead 1/2
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London
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