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Started by MURP, September 15, 2005, 06:03:35 PM

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Ploobus

#45
September 17, 2005, 02:16:24 PM
Eagles fans are crap
Team keeps losing Super Bowls
See Terrel Owens

Crabjuice

#46
September 17, 2005, 02:24:02 PM
Not all Niners fans
Share Ploobus' opinions
Some of us are nice

:-D

General_Failure

#47
September 17, 2005, 02:38:40 PM
I love how you all
actually replied to
posts with more haiku.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Geowhizzer

#48
September 17, 2005, 03:57:38 PM
General Failure,
Since this is Haiku thread, We
Must wax poetic

rjs246

#49
September 17, 2005, 04:13:55 PM
Living in the past is fun
Just ask Niners fans
But they also love the cock
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

#50
September 17, 2005, 04:31:03 PM
Ploobish talks much ish
You'd think his team has a chance
We all know better
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

henchmanUK

#51
September 17, 2005, 05:37:16 PM
They won and we lost
What the farg is that about?
Things even Sunday
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

TRUCK RATHMAN

#52
September 17, 2005, 06:20:06 PM
niners return
bring philly pain
eagles=seahawks east

rjs246

#53
September 17, 2005, 06:24:41 PM
Niners are so bad
Fans must use retired players
In their screennames. Sad.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#54
September 17, 2005, 06:28:48 PM
rjs trys to
be funny. But he just is not.
Get a life, douchebag.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyGirl

#55
September 17, 2005, 06:29:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2005, 06:28:48 PM
rjs trys to
be funny. But he just is not.
Get a life, douchebag.

Tries.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#56
September 17, 2005, 06:31:02 PM
Baseball fans should find
Their own place to bore others
Virgins should also
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#57
September 17, 2005, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:31:02 PM
Baseball fans should find
Their own place to bore others
Virgins should also

While that might be true,
It is still not even
remotley funny. Nice try.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

TRUCK RATHMAN

#58
September 17, 2005, 06:34:23 PM
truck defends
virgins honor
makes tiny niner fans

rjs246

#59
September 17, 2005, 06:34:34 PM
Not trying to be funny
Merely pointing out
The obvious, through haiku.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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