Holy Cow....

Started by Syracuse, September 12, 2005, 08:37:15 AM

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PhillyGirl

#15
September 12, 2005, 11:33:07 AM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

JTrotter Fan

#16
September 12, 2005, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Larry on September 12, 2005, 09:04:06 AM


Boom baba Boom baba...hey lard azz...chow down wide load...boom baba boom baba

He's fat!
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#17
September 12, 2005, 01:15:02 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 12, 2005, 09:23:49 AM
Its funny because Corey's game was always speed not being a fat run stopper...

Yet the national media keeps saying that the Colts aquired a great run stopper...I swear, I do not know how some of those sports "journalists" got their jobs.   ::)
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#18
September 12, 2005, 05:26:29 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 12, 2005, 09:53:13 AM
From PFT:

Quote5.  Corey Simon is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Maybe it's because the Colts haven't had many wide bodies on defense lately, or maybe it's because he had plenty of time to pig out in the offseason, but seeing newly-signed defensive tackle Corey Simon in his all-whites on Sunday night conjured memories of the climactic scene from Ghostbusters.

         


Add a camel-toe to the marshmellowman, and you've got a dead ringer....
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Diomedes

#19
September 12, 2005, 05:47:24 PM
He's not just fat..he played like shtein.  I won't hold my breath waiting for his cheerleaders to show up and admit the Eagles FO made the right move.
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PhillyGirl

#20
September 12, 2005, 05:48:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 12, 2005, 05:47:24 PM
He's not just fat..he played like shtein.  I won't hold my breath waiting for his cheerleaders to show up and admit the Eagles FO made the right move.

check out the Simon thread in the Eagles talk section. hunt's already making excuses saying he'll play into shape this year. At least IGY's got some balls.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Geowhizzer

#21
September 12, 2005, 07:57:03 PM
Listening to ESPN Radio on my way home from my after-school meeting (nothing like getting home from "school" at 8pm  :boom), someone (don't know if it was an expert or just a caller) was talking about how Corey Simon "held" Jamal Lewis to 48 yards.

Not the Colts.  Corey Simon.

:-D

Diomedes

#22
September 12, 2005, 08:09:33 PM
One tackle, one assist.  The only way you could call that dominant is if he were your son, playing in the special Olympics, and you were talking to the parent of another retard.

He sucked.  Sucked balls.  On a tether.
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QB Eagles

#23
September 12, 2005, 09:09:25 PM
Can you imagine what Simon will look like after he's been out of the league for a couple years? The Royal Astronomical Society will have to classify him.

Zanshin

#24
September 16, 2005, 08:54:01 AM
Thought this was pretty funny.

QuoteSimon is listed at 293 pounds, but he appeared at least 50 pounds heavier than that in his Colts debut against Baltimore. The former Florida State standout was so big that -- no joke -- one of his jersey numbers fell off during the game from being stretched too thin....
:o :-D

PhillyGirl

#25
September 16, 2005, 08:58:00 AM
HAHA, I said that during the game...that he was so fat the number couldn't stay attached.

He's gross.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Syracuse

#26
September 16, 2005, 09:20:43 AM
HE'S GINORMOUS!
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SD_Eagle5

#27
July 31, 2006, 03:22:38 AM
A much thinner Simon reporting to Colts camp:

dis12

#28
July 31, 2006, 08:16:45 AM
that's gotta be an altered picture, he looks like he lost 100,000 lbs.
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Diomedes

#29
July 31, 2006, 08:21:49 AM
Good for him.  Too bad it didn't occur to him a few years ago that it would be a good idea to stop eating after thirds, spend some time in the gym.
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