Holy Cow....

Started by Syracuse, September 12, 2005, 08:37:15 AM

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Syracuse

September 12, 2005, 08:37:15 AM
Is Corey Simon ever fat. He looked GINORMOUS!
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Zanshin

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September 12, 2005, 08:52:23 AM
lol...I was thinking the same thing.  He looks like he doubled in size.  Maybe the darker Eagles duds are slimming.

PhillyGirl

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September 12, 2005, 08:56:26 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 12, 2005, 08:52:23 AM
lol...I was thinking the same thing.  He looks like he doubled in size.  Maybe the darker Eagles duds are slimming.

lol, I've been saying that since the day he went to the Colts. KoRn...check out the pics on the ARound the NFL week 1 thread. LOL....I think they are on the last 2 pages.  :-D
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Larry

#3
September 12, 2005, 09:04:06 AM
More Mahe please.

Zanshin

#4
September 12, 2005, 09:08:05 AM
Yeaaaah, see, I need to find that kind of job.  The one where I can let myself just fall apart and then reap a multi-million $ bonus.

MURP

#5
September 12, 2005, 09:08:16 AM
he is going for the Ted Washington look. 

Zanshin

#6
September 12, 2005, 09:08:58 AM
Ted is fat...but he looks like a strong fat.  Simon just looks fat fat.

dpierce

#7
September 12, 2005, 09:11:44 AM
If Corey Simon gets any bigger, the Navy's gonna name a class of warship after him.
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mikey418

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September 12, 2005, 09:17:02 AM
Corey looks bigger then Hollis...
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Zanshin

#9
September 12, 2005, 09:20:29 AM
Wow...I'm really glad the Eagles didn't drop big money on him.  He looks like any other wide body that plays by taking up space.

Zanshin

#10
September 12, 2005, 09:21:32 AM
Quote from: mikey418 on September 12, 2005, 09:17:02 AM
Corey looks bigger then Hollis...

I'm not sure I'd say that-- but Simon sure as hell looks softer.

Seabiscuit36

#11
September 12, 2005, 09:23:49 AM
Its funny because Corey's game was always speed not being a fat run stopper now he's becoming less effective at the best part of his game while becoming more of a marginal player.  He looked like he was winded after every play and i was dying when Peg Leg said they only plan to have in in for 15-20snaps
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Larry

#12
September 12, 2005, 09:29:21 AM
I think Simon's going more for the Keith Traylor, "sloppy fat" , look.
More Mahe please.

PhillyGirl

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September 12, 2005, 09:53:13 AM
From PFT:

Quote5.  Corey Simon is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Maybe it's because the Colts haven't had many wide bodies on defense lately, or maybe it's because he had plenty of time to pig out in the offseason, but seeing newly-signed defensive tackle Corey Simon in his all-whites on Sunday night conjured memories of the climactic scene from Ghostbusters.

         

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4and26

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September 12, 2005, 10:29:01 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 12, 2005, 09:53:13 AM
From PFT:

Quote5.  Corey Simon is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Maybe it's because the Colts haven't had many wide bodies on defense lately, or maybe it's because he had plenty of time to pig out in the offseason, but seeing newly-signed defensive tackle Corey Simon in his all-whites on Sunday night conjured memories of the climactic scene from Ghostbusters.

         


Oooh that's good!!  We all knew he'd be out of "playing" shape but WOW.  The announcers ( :evil) weren't kidding when they said he was twice the size of any of the other Indy down linemen.
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