Spiders

[Yeti]

  So we live in an old farm house.  There is about 100 acres of fields behind us.  Occasionally spiders get in.  Spiders don't bother me.  I usually chase them into a glass and let them go back outside. 
  I am sleeping last night.  Since we don't have kids we sleep naked.  I wake up because I feel something walking across my stomach.  I flip the covers back and a wolf spider is on me.  I knock it off me onto the floor.  Wolf spiders can give a pretty nasty bite.  I get up and the wife is like "What's wrong" and I tell her "Nothing, go back to sleep." 
  I looked around and I couldn't find the spider.  I don't want it to happen again.  Should I warn her?  Should I spray our bedroom?  Should I wear some underwear to protect the boys? 



(Wolf Spider)



   

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

We get our house, outside and inside, treated every 3 months against insects/spiders.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

  So we live in an old farm house.  There is about 100 acres of fields behind us.  Occasionally spiders get in.  Spiders don't bother me.  I usually chase them into a glass and let them go back outside. 
  I am sleeping last night.  Since we don't have kids we sleep naked.  I wake up because I feel something walking across my stomach.  I flip the covers back and a wolf spider is on me.  I knock it off me onto the floor.  Wolf spiders can give a pretty nasty bite.  I get up and the wife is like "What's wrong" and I tell her "Nothing, go back to sleep." 
  I looked around and I couldn't find the spider.  I don't want it to happen again.  Should I warn her?  Should I spray our bedroom?  Should I wear some underwear to protect the boys? 



(Wolf Spider)



   

Yeti, coming from a person bit by one of those bastiches when I was a kid on camping trip. Don't chance it. Easily the most excrutiating pain I've ever been in. They aren't poisonous, but like a tarantula (sp?) they have a nasty set of fangs. They are supposedly shy and run from confrontation, but regardless, I'd do whatever to keep them out of my house.

[MURP]

[MURP]

I bet your wearing some clothes over the family Jewels now Yeti.

[PhillyGirl]

If I never see one of those in my life, I'll be a happy girl.

[Diomedes]

If you wear clothing to bed, Mrs. Yeti is gonna want to know what's up.  So you'll have to tell her about 'ol eight legs. 

Poison sucks.  Don't spray.

[rjs246]

Just move. It isn't worth it.

[Yeti]

Yeah, thanks for that Murp.  I'll be seeing that all night long.

[Sgt PSN]

Is this at the new house or the old one?  If it's the old one then who cares?  Just don't mention it when you try and sell. 

[Yeti]

The old one.  I just got to dodge wolfie for 16 days.  I think I should warm the Mrs.

Don't they seek warm moist areas?

[Father Demon]

I once read that unless you live in Antarctica, you're never more than three feet away from a spider.




Pleasent dreams.

[Sgt PSN]

Probably.  So you might wanna cover up your stink hole. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I farging HATE spiders. I kill every one I see. Creepy little fargers.

[Yeti]

Probably. So you might wanna cover up your stink hole.

You think he will head for the septic system?