like sands thru an hourglass so are the days of TO's life

[MURP]

TO leaves for the Bahamas

[Beermonkey]

As if there's not enough, here's the "Best of TO":

CNNSI: Terrell Uncensored

Remember when......

[Mad-Lad]

I wish my employers would suspend me so i could go to the Bahamas for a week.

[BigEd76]

"I'm going to the Bahamas. I'm going to get a tan."

[Father Demon]

"I came here with hopes of playing with a guy like Donovan who has obviously made me a better receiver. A receiver is only as good as his quarterback, and I thank God for Donovan. It started out when we played our first preseason game at the Linc. We showed the world and made a statement, and we're trying to finish it up here."
-- Owens to reporters before Super Bowl XXXIX

[hunt]

"I'm going to the Bahamas. I'm going to get a tan."

 

i wonder if he's taking VO with him. 

[General_Failure]

His poor starving family, he must have gotten a deal on the ticket and hotel room.

[Beermonkey]

If you want to hear it again>> Eagles Live - Replay

McNabb's interview starts around 19:15 minutes in.

[Zanshin]

That link takes me to a 6 minute movie of a toy train going around a track.

[QB Eagles]

TO leaves for the Bahamas

But I thought his mama was going to straighten him out?

[phattymatty]

Looks like they finally traded him.  It's on the front page of here.

[Zanshin]

Looks like they finally traded him. It's on the front page of here.

?

[phattymatty]

?

I know, I'm in shock too.

[Cerevant]

?

I know, I'm in shock too.

*sigh*

Owens Traded
Posted on Friday, July 22 @ 09:10:40 CDT
Topic: Articles about the Philadelphia Eagles.
Today the football world was rocked once again by the bombastic wide receiver Terrell Owens. Mere minutes after his shocking quotes were released to the greater Philadelphia cable television audience demanding a trade, Owens got his wish. His agent, little-known Drew Rosenhaus, was granted permission to talk to other teams. By the time the news had spread around the Internet by losers on message boards, Owens had a new team.

TO is the center of a three-way trade between Philadelphia, Detroit, and Baltimore. Owens will be sent to Baltimore, that will then send a fourth round pick to Detroit, and Detroit will send a second round pick and wide receiver Kevin Johnson to Philadelphia.

Owens was quick to respond to fans on his website, "I WAS JST KIDDIN WHN I SD I WSNT GNNA PLAY FOR B-MORE. I LUV ME SUM BILLICK!" Some remain skeptical about Owens' honesty regarding his "luv" of the Ravens coach, but many fans believe quite strongly that the combination of Owens, former Titans receiver Derrick Mason, tight end Todd Heap and running back/coke dealer Jamal Lewis will finally give inept quarterback Kyle Boller enough weapons to be at least mediocre this season.

Johnson, who was in New Jersey this week for private workouts could not be reached for comment. However, Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb told reporters just how excited he was to be reunited with his old college teammate. "You're kidding me, right? Man, I quit."

by E W McKenna

[General_Failure]

Fans of other teams are commenting on how much they respect McNabb for handling this.